Friday, February 17, 2006

I'm Grace Kelly - Who are you?

Which Movie Star Are You?
Ever wonder which movie star you are most like? (Don't read ahead please!)
Well, a team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities ofmovie stars. They gathered info has been incorporated into this quiz. There's only 10 questions so it doesn't take long. Answer each question withthe choice that most describes you at this point in your life, and then addup the points that correspond with your answers.
Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun!

1. Which describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight Dinner for Two
b) Amusement Park
c) Rollerblading in the Park
d) Rock Concert
e) Have Dinner & See a Movie
f) Dinner at Home with a Loved One

2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Christian
f) Jazz

3. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary
f) Mystery

4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policewoman
e) Bartender
f) Business person

5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Make out
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep
f) Read

6. Of the following colors, which do you like best?
a) Yellow
b) White
c) Sky blue
d) Teal
e) Gold
f) Red

7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) Ice cream
b) Pizza
c) Sushi
d) Pasta
e) Salad
f) Lobster Tail

8. Which is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving
f)Fourth of July

9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Reno
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood
f) British Columbia

10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional
f) Someone who is fun to be with

Now total up your points on each question: 1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3 f-6
2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3 f-6
3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5 f-6
4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1 f-6
5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3 f-6
6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4 f-6
7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5 f-6
8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5 f-6
9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3 f-6
10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4 f-6

NOW, take your total and find out which Movie Star you are:(10-17 points) You are MADONNA:You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to havefun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points) You are DORIS DAY:You are fun, friendly, and popular! You are a real crowd pleaser. You haveprobably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home withthe values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are veryimportant to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people youplease influence you to stray

(27-34 points) You are DEBBIE REYNOLDS:You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no onetakes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have yourown feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, and calm most of thetime. Just keep clear of back stabbers, and you are worry-free.

(35-42 points) You are GRACE KELLY:You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoyyourself. You are serious about all commitments and are a family person.You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't letyour passion for romance get confused with the real thing.(43-50 points) You are KATHERINE HEPBURN:You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan.You are very healthy in mind and body. You don't take crap from anyone. Youhave only a couple of individuals that you consider "real friends!" Youteach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

(51-60 points) You are ELIZABETH TAYLOR:Everyone is in awe of you. You know what you want and how to get it. Youhave more friends than you know what to do with. Your word is your bond.Everyone knows when you say something it is money in the bank. You attract the opposite sex. Your intelligence overwhelms most. Your memory is thenext thing to photographic. Everyone admires you because you are so considerate and lovable. You know how to enjoy life and treat people right.

Monday, February 13, 2006

What a Laugh

As mentioned to some - I have been invited to become a member. Many laughed, sniggered and rolled eyes - but some wanted to check out the website. Here ya go. I think that membership entitles me to attend Debate parties, chess tournaments and have meetings with other members anywhere in the world. I have acheived an entirely new level of cool.
See ya (at the debate harhar)

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Desperate Housewives - Who are you?
Apparently I'm Susan - shocking. But I did the quiz again and was Bree (we know that isn't true now don't we!) LOL. Nope, one more time and was Lynette - definite parallels here.

I actually almost bought a shirt (that will shock those of you who know I hate buying things....especially online) but I didn't know who to get? Suggestions?

Maybe we could have a shirt stenciling party - seeing as the stencils are on order and all. LOL

Why is it?

That when you mix mayo and mustard to add them onto a sandwich - it tastes entirely different than when you add them separately?!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Shirt Folding

I just made this; It took me all morning. Then I found this. NO - I AM SO NOT JOKING.
That sucks.

My Mother the Pyromaniac/Shoe Fetish Queen

My Mother has been known to be funny in the manner of the Bridget Jones' of the world - we all know that in my case the apple has not fallen far. She is gentle and kind had the skin of a 20 year old - trying to suck up so she doesn't get mad at the rest of this... LOL
This weekend was a particularly interesting example of BridgetJonesesque behavior;
She has all of these lovely scented candles that she occasionally lights and decided to do so (about 3,000 of them). At first I watched thinking I might witness her setting her hair ablaze but when the whole thing seemed to be progressing in a normal fashion - I glanced away. (I should know better). I look back seconds later to find my Mother banging her hand on the table and dancing in this odd panicky sort of fashion in manner of schizo attending a rave. An odd smell permeated the room (scented candle?) and she continued her spastic dance. (I wasn't entirely sure at this point if assistance was required or if she was listening to the only song on her new mp3 player again - another story that I find terribly amusing...) Moments later she collapsed in a heap on the couch beside me and let out a sigh of relief - and then turned to display the remnant of her previously perfectly manicured thumbnail that had only seconds before been on fire. Well. That explains everything doesn't it.
One of many lessons learned that evening and possible most important - Mother should not be allowed near any source of flame or heat.
Mother also finally decided to buy a pair of good walking shoes. She ended up with a fabulous pair of very in fashion Nike runners designed specifically for walking. 1 point for Mom. She admitted to me in a conspirational tone at the checkout that she had never paid more than 12 dollars for a pair of runners so this experience was akin to tiny coronary. At this point I my mind wandered back to the day I am quite positive that she displayed to me a pair of light-up-spike-heeled-jelly-shoes (yes I said light-up like that of small child's spider man runners) and there are several other dragqueenesqe fetish type sparkly shoes in this woman's wardrobe - THAT SHE PAID ACTUAL MONEY FOR. I figure that added up - this woman's shoe collection could have purchased a small country. In attempt to get what she paid for she put the shoes on and gleefully wore them for the next consecutive 48 hours - sleeping included. I thought she would weep when she had to take them off to dress up for work.
Lesson learned - Mother should not be allowed to shoe shop without my assistance. I change my mind and scratch that 1 previously awarded point- in light of attempts to right shoe collection I award Mother 10 points. Bravo Mum, Bravo.
Ah yes - almost forgot the MP3 player. Finally Mum decided that she must have one of these cute little contraptions so a shopping we went. Scored a fantastic deal on one and went home shoes and MP3 player in hand - everything one needs to become overnight fitness diva. But then came the many failed attempts to turn the thing on. Over the next hour or so she managed to master the turning it on part but then couldn't understand why it didn't come full of music. (!) Somehow she managed to find a song that had been previously recorded on the player. That techno dance song - Plastic or Barbie World (I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world - life in plastic... so fantastic...) You get the idea. Anyways, she proceeded to wear the thing on top volume and dance around the house with her potatoe sack - bleach stained house Frau dress and freakishly white runners. Not too hard to see why I didn't recognize when she had set herself aflame. Minus previously awareded 10 points. (Actually come to think of it - I have many a time thought of setting the dress on fire- so maybe somehow with the power of my mind I caused this event? Nah. But if I could have she would have also been wearing the light up shoes. HAHAHAHAHA. Ahem. HAHA. Hem. HA.)

Love you - oh beautiful and young looking svelte and hip Mommy.