"Excuse me?" man says politely while pulling up behind me in a truck he must have borrowed from Roddy Piper.
I turn around suspecting someone is about to ask for directions, "Yes?"
"I saw you inside and I just wanted to tell you..."
At this point I imagine he is going to say something like - you have toilet paper on your shoe...but wait...
"...that you have an INCREDIBLE BODY." Then he just nodded at me as though this was a perfectly appropriate thing to say to a perfect stranger. At which point I decided maybe he was going to tell me I had toilet paper on my shoe and chickened out so I checked anyways. Didn't see toilet paper --- odd...
As he drove off he emphasized "Absolutely amazing."
I was torn between being strangely flattered/offended and feeling a need to shower.
Who does that to a stranger?!