Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I has a sad... and the whipping cream did something unexpected...

Just spent a fabulous 3 days with the love of my life and now he is gone again. The world needs him. I hate sharing.

While we were away overnight we brought with us a can of whipping cream. Chocolate flavoured. We thought it would be a delectable addition to our morning coffee... anyhoo... it 'sploded.

We heard this hissing sound. We had just come back from breakfast. We looked at each other *perplexed*. I followed the sound to the can atop the fireplace.

"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Uh. Oh. I grab the can and make for the bathroom. As I arrive in the bathroom the can begins ejecting air and chocolaty whipped cream with increasing ferocity.

"HSSSSFSSSSSWHSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS"

All over the bathroom. I lunge for the garbage can - throw the whipped cream into a bag - throw the bag into the garbage - put a towel on top and placed it into the tub. Then hit the deck expecting an explosion of epic and chocolaty proportions. Then we quickly checked out.

Oh dear.

Wonder what the maid will think of that.

15 comments:

Joe the Troll said...

Why did it explode? Does this happen frequently to you? You DID seem to be well prepared with a plan of action, and all........ :-)

elizabeth said...

LMAO.

I think something to do do with it being out of the fridge... maybe it started to ferment causing the air and the pressure in the can to reach a 'splosive level. This level of 'splosivity ripped a hole in the space time continuum - oops I mean the seam of the can - I got a wee bit carried away there. I think I've been watching too many sci fi shows.

I dunno, Maybe it was just defective?

Paige Stanton said...

I'm sure you bought the whip cream for your "coffee" - it being Valentine's day weekend and all...

B.E. Earl said...

Perverts. ;)

Hullaballoo said...

I'd stick to chocolate body paint in future, if I were you lol.

Tamara said...

You KNOW what the maid will think ;-)

Was there a fire in the fireplace it was standing on? Coz that would explain why it exploded.

As Earl aptly put it... perverts ;-)

Ookami Snow said...

I someone trying to kill you? You should be careful the next time you open the pickle jar.

Liz said...

For your coffee? Yeah, right ...

Real Live Lesbian said...

Yeah, we use it for our "coffee" too! *wink*

What-EVAH!

You know that's not her first can of whipped cream in the garbage! LOL

Stace said...

That sounds kind of fun, actually :)

limpy99 said...

I'll bet Peggy would have known what to do with it.

elizabeth said...

I just finally figured out what all of you were implying... dirty birds.

Slyde said...

did it REALLY take you that long to figure out what we're talking about, liz? :)

elizabeth said...

Totally. You should not make fun of me because I'm slow. I'm innocent too. I'm such a victim.

Bruce said...

Nice story......I suppose if I got really freaky with my significant other and a can of chocolate whipped cream, I would make up some sort of fictional reason why there was chocalate goo all over an entire hotel room..................................must have been a FUN evening.