There is a kid in my daughter's class that is the SPAWN of the DEVIL. The first day of school, she introduced herself to the other kids by bringing a hammer and attacking them. They, of course, removed her from the class. (Imagine getting expelled from Junior Kindergarten?)
I have history with this kid; she was on Bab's soccer team this past summer. All the parents stared at this kid in awe... and at her mother. I've never seen anything like it. If nothing else - it made for entertainment. Felt sorry for the kids that she punched though... they were only 3 years old.The kid is possessed.
Anyways, the monster child returned to class and upon reading the list of valentine names it dawned on me... the kids name is ANGELICA. Angelica. No shit. Irony there.
P.S. Bad idea: Shrimp pizza... there was a flyer for it in the mail. I almost puked.
Glad it's Friday. I needed Friday.
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Angelica?? lol, too hilarious.
Spawn of satan has many faces...sometimes they are angelic...heeheee
Shrimp(aka prawn) pizza sounds so yukky.
Have a fab weekend :)
I agree on the pizza, tried it once, never again!
A freakin' hammer?
They need a metal detector outside of that classroom.
No way lol, that is just too funny!!!!
Shrimp pizza? That is disgusting, beyond disgusting even.
I could do shrimp pizza if the shrimp was BBqed and herbed, and not with red sauce.
Kinda not talking about pizza anymore though.
my word verification was : billy
Some people's kids eh?
Remember the dialogue from the movie The Usual Suspects? I always loved the bit about how the greatest thing that Satan ever did, was to convince people that he didn't exist.
Obviously he forgot to tell this demonic bitch and her Mother, about the secret weapon strategy. If she keeps this up, she'll never get to grow up and live her dream of either joining the Manson Family, or becoming an Investment Banker.
i'll bring the coffee, but i'm skipping out on the shrimp, lol, shrimp make me die.
Any mother who names her kid Angelica obviously expects (and believes) her child to be utterly perfect, and therefore spoils the crap out of it. No wonder she's turned into a horror, poor kid!!
i've tried many different weird pizzas, but i dont know if i could get down a pizza covered in shrimp..
I work with an Angelica in my office. To say that she is intellectually challenging is an understatement. She can't tie her own shoes.
(hey, I like Shrimp Pizza)
I mean - I call my children the Spawn of Satan, but it's a loving term of endearment. They've never been suspended for bringing weapons to school . . . yet.
Seriously, tho - someone needs to take the kid away from the mom. They both sound like psychopaths. Something tells me they're going to be doing an episode of Notorious about that child sometime in the future. . .
Hope all the wedding plans are going well!
I may have met Angelica's evil siblings at my own kids school. But they were under-cover using less conspicuous names! LOL
Kat :-)
I had a cousin, Angelique that was also the Devil's Spawn. NEVER name a child that!
I also have a friend named Devi that we call Devi-L and she's sweet as pie.
Karma certainly does have a sense of humor!
I answered these. Every last comment. But then the comment fairy came and stole it clean away.
I friggin hate that...
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