1. Not only do I now know of the existence of filters - I know how many my house holds within its walls and how to change them. I actually even change them. Huzzah.
2. I can change lightbulbs but often choose not to. My vain attempt at defying the universe. Sadly, I have ended up with several bruises because of it. I may have to find another way to go about this.
3. I love how everywhere in the USA has cards - member cards - everywhere. I have to buy a new wallet to house them. I have gotten pretty good at remembering which ones I already have... well I'm trying anyways.
4. I fixed the toilet. Seriously.
5. I have only forgotten to take the garbage out once.
6. The garb-orator provides me with endless hours of fascination. I especially love garborating limes and hamsters (just kidding - checking to see if you were listening).
7. I'm going to make it afterall. (Thanks MTM *throws hat joyfully in the air*)
4 comments:
A word of advice on the membership cards: If they have the tags you can add to your key chain, go with those. All they need is the barcode anyway. Much easier than buying a new wallet.
Garb-orator?! Sounds like a really crappy public speaker...
Or perhaps a fashion adviser.
Earl - as always you have again achieved genius status. That's brilliant.
Stace - lmao
badge - I snorted when I read that (attractive yes?)
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