There is a place that bedazzles your nether regions...
New York City’s Completely Bare Spa, as a post-waxing add-on service (only because it would get a bit ick with all the hair and such...). An esthetician decorates your newly waxed private bits with Swarovski crystals.... with what I'm not sure. Crazy glue perhaps. (?) Hot glue gun? I'm thinking after a bikini wax you wouldn't even think it hurts.
Completely bare... with a flare.
I might bedazzle my hoo hoo with a sparkly portrait of spartan for our anniversary... or maybe just a great big heart with our initials in it...
Seriously people... what are you thinking. I wanna know.
3 comments:
Sign me up!
yeah. I totally do it! Iffn I didn't have stretch marks beyond belief. And Iffn I was a stripper.
;)
boon - you probably came up with the idea
mrs hall - do you think a stripper could write that off? I wonder if accountants that do a strippers tax return know way more about that world than the average person? Stands to reason.
I was thinking of bedazzling my stretch marks - would make me look like a goddamn sparkly zebra...
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