"Hi, do you guys carry the brand of gel 'Dippity Doo'?"
Shocked stare and then, "Pardon me madam?"
"You know Dip-pit-y DOO?" ...friendly patient smile "...do you guys have that brand?"
A more shocked stare... "I think it is in the feminine hygiene aisle..."
Then I returned his shocked stare.
Seriously - WTF?! I mean - come on. That's just disgusting. Imagine what he thought I must have been looking for? Whatever would a woman find in the feminine hygiene aisle with a name like that? I don't think I will be going back to CVS.