Sunday, January 22, 2012

I fucking hate winter. I hate winter and I hate women that hit on my husband. I hate them almost the same amount.

This chick went up to my husband to hit on him so he politely responded that he was married and that I would be joining him shortly, and she said "If you cheat on your wife tonight, I hope it's with me."

Are you serious. Okay hooker. Put your dukes up and prepare to see how it feels to be a human mop. And don't think I'm past urinating on you either... that's what mops are for bitch. As you are about to learn...

Classy. I know. Wonder why my hubby wouldn't point her out?

It is so freaking cold outside that I have declared a state of arrest and am ordering in all of my meals to avoid having to go outside to reach the grocery store. I miss summer.

9 comments:

Suniverse said...

I like you. You'd be awesome in a bar fight. Or at a PTA meeting.

Stace said...

Geez, who SAYS shit like that?! Maybe she was high or something. Mentally impaired. Stupid. ?!

Slyde said...

Last summer i was at a bar with my wife and a song came on that had dirty lyrics and a chick came up to me and asked me if i wanted her to act them out for me.

We honestly couldnt believe the balls on her. But there was no fisticuffs.. we both had a good laugh about it.

i get hit on alot though... as you know, im a hot piece of ass

Shilo said...

Pozdrawia Ciebie z Warszawy Grzech, cześć!

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QQbizu said...

I hate this too, but you know what? french onion soup is always good for winter :)

elizabeth said...

Suni - They won't actually let me into the PTA meetings anymore...wanna come crash it with me?

Stace - Riight? Messed up.

Slyde - as always you're a stud

Shilo - exactly what i was going to say

What is with all the spam.... but it's funny and makes me feel more popular than I am So for now I will leave it

Sec Tech said...

If that whore came on to your husband, she deserves everything she gets.

I think she would look good with tire tracks.

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