Saturday, August 04, 2007

Wow. I should check myself into rehab. I wouldn't have thought that a person could survive that amount of fun and partying. Since I got back I have been very good at avoiding anything "obviously" bad for me and have been eating protein bars and fruit non-stop along with working out. It is my fondest wish that my body will forgive me for the former weeks mistreatment. (Or at least carry me through until next month when it will start all over again. LOL.)



So, some highlights...

You all have an idea of my sense of funny because for some unknown reason you've all been hanging out here long enough to have figured it out. This week I played some wonderful pranks on some wonderful old friends - and some wonderful new.

As a side note - isn't it great when you meet new people and you feel like you've known them for your entire life? That instant connection and you know that they will just have to stick around or it would feel like something was missing. Found that. Few times in my life - my closest friends are included in that sentiment. It's rare and I feel very lucky. Now I'll shut up and get to the funny...



So, one of my new friends is this great boy who has a wicked sense of humour that warms the cockles of my heart. So, when my new friend had to make a quick trip out of town... I took the opportunity to redecorate his place. Carrie and I along with my other new friend Michel made a quick trip to Wall Mart and came home with, among other things a VERY large bra and panties and some pretty new bits and bobs to add a "je ne said quais" (sp?) to his formerly man-ly bathroom. This was the end result.






Then we snuck home (he lives on the same street as Carrie) and awaited his arrival desperately trying not to pee our pants. Eventually he pulls in and the phone rings minutes later...not only did he appreciate the decorative flair, he left it intact to greet the arrival of some of his guy friends later in the week.



Then my new friend was kind enough to take me to the airport where we decided to play a wee trick on Carrie. We told her that we took off to Vegas together. To take it a step further we managed to convince her (with the aid of my dear Mother and a faux wedding picture)that we had eloped. Shocked as she was my dear friend fell for it hook line and sinker. Love that girl.

I have been told that she will be getting me back - but it's worth it. It was a blast.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kick ass. You live such a fun life! I'd say I'd steal this idea but somehow don't think I could pull it off like you.

Michel said...

And when she says 'VERY' large bra and panties she means it. My heart bleeds for the women it was made for.

elizabeth said...

Hey michel!! WELCOME! Spend some time in the archives babe... ;-)

funchilde said...

so fun pulling pranks and generally just HAVING FUN! This post made me smile!

Mom at the west coast said...

I hope you are sleeping with one eye open and your new man friend is also.( you know who that is!! aka mr. Hen Way!!) To think that you really did get married, I also fell for it when Carrie told me, so beware, we have to get BOTH of you back.It might not be tomorrow, but it will happen when you least expect it. Let the games begin.

elizabeth said...

LMAO. That rocks other mom. But I don't see how you get to get us back! I propose that we should combine efforts and get Carrie... what think you? (Just kidding Carrie - who loves ya?)

(am I slow? What is hen way?)

Also, I love that you didn't mention the salty orange juice. (That was soooo NOT me)