Saturday, March 24, 2007

But anyways...

(these are from why women are single email from a friend...)

MATCHMAKER TIME!


Hi, my name is Willie. I enjoy sheep *awkwardly long pause*, fine dining and administering enemas. I have been told that my stellar physical appearance is intimidating. I think a perfect first date would be exploring our chemisty by putting firecrackers in frog's mouths and watching the splatter pattern - there is much to be said for that - like reading tea leaves... only much louder. I enjoy sheep. *seems to go off into his own realm for a spell* I work part time as a super hero and am also a secret agent for the FRO office. That is all I can tell you - it is *TOP* secret. Sheeeeep. In a past life I was a rubber tree and I was.... green.





What's happening ladiez? My name is Hugo. I call my body guard (to the left) Stecki La Gambe - his real name is Stan. I am one badass dude. *flexes* I like my ladies mean. I dated Brigette Neilson for a spell - but she wasn't mean enough. *growls* I worked as a fruit picker and also as a chicken catcher and a but am currently unemployed. My ambition is to start a rock band that only wears rubber cloggs (you know the ones). ROCK ON! I live with my Mom in a kick ass trailer all it needs is...you (and some curtains) to make it perfect! My life is a dramady - won't you be my muse?
*shiver*




Hey Sweet Tart. My name is Leeeroy. I'm a shy guy. Won't you complete my McHappy Meal? Let's take a trip "around the world". I like to dress as a Zebra and run around my water bed while you try to catch me. Dunnit sound like fun? *stops to make sexy eyes* Let me rub you down with my strong man hands and show you what it feels like to be...tied...ahem I mean put upon a pedistal. My star sign is Gemini but I have more than one personality - all of them sexy. *winks* I am waiting to hear from you - but please hurry so I can dance sexy for you and make sweet lurve to you all night long *all night* all night long *all night* yeah.

9 comments:

Green Fish said...

There is a theme here. Balls. Lots of balls.

elizabeth said...

Yessir. You would focus on that - hey Aaron? LOL. (did you like the it's a small world after all song? made me giggle lots)

B.E. Earl said...

Horrible see-through outfit on that last one.

Horrible.

wonderbug said...

i am horrified by the last guy's "business"...it's all in my face!

Neil said...

Yeah that last guy is very disturbing... the stuff of my nightmares!

elizabeth said...

Earl - I see from my stats you keep coming to look at him again and again (LOL <--- evil sound)

Wonderbug - *shivers* I hear you.

Neil - Nightmares or dreams baby?

Mark said...

Yeah that last guy is very disturbing... the stuff of my nightmares!"

Um, like the other ones weren't???

LOL

Neil said...

Well I'd feel kinda bad makin fun of the midget (I'm lookin in your direction Elizabeth ;-)) and I actually have the same outfit as the first guy, but with a MUCH bigger codpiece.

elizabeth said...

Um Mark - good point.

Neil - I know. 7th level of hell for me.