It very much could be real and probably has happened... religion can turn peoples' brains to mush. It reminds me of a sign I saw outside a church just today. It said "Sermon Topic: What to believe about healing". Yes, just tell me what to believe; I don't like to think anyway...
That's kind of the point - it could be real (it isn't). This particular site makes fun of political situations and well... just about everything actually. The funny thing is - sometimes they are very believable.
It is true. Africa recieves a lot of aid, including bibles. The religious are trying to reach out to those who are uneducated to "save" them. True, true, true. It's all true.
...so, I was just wondering Liz... are you planning on updating your blog with details of Friday night???? The night of your birthday and the 300 cosmo's we drank??? Or... maybe you don't remember? :)
....LMFAO. You guys don't even know what a bible IS! HELLO... Everyone who reads this, check out my blog for some minor details of Friday night.... HA HA HA.
Dear Christmas Baby Jesus, please let the true light of the world shine onto Lizzy's fuzzy memories to make her remember the part of the night where she tried to win a shot gun game by taking aim at a small target while swaying... because she was DRUNK.
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It very much could be real and probably has happened... religion can turn peoples' brains to mush. It reminds me of a sign I saw outside a church just today. It said "Sermon Topic: What to believe about healing". Yes, just tell me what to believe; I don't like to think anyway...
Bibles for the starving? Try 'em with barbecue sauce or ketchup.
That's kind of the point - it could be real (it isn't). This particular site makes fun of political situations and well... just about everything actually. The funny thing is - sometimes they are very believable.
It is true. Africa recieves a lot of aid, including bibles. The religious are trying to reach out to those who are uneducated to "save" them. True, true, true. It's all true.
...so, I was just wondering Liz... are you planning on updating your blog with details of Friday night???? The night of your birthday and the 300 cosmo's we drank???
Or... maybe you don't remember? :)
I don't know WHAT you are talking about... who is that jennifer person anyways?
I don't know what you're talking about Jenn. Liz and I were at bible study on friday.
....LMFAO.
You guys don't even know what a bible IS! HELLO... Everyone who reads this, check out my blog for some minor details of Friday night.... HA HA HA.
Dear 8 pound 6 oz baby Jesus... in your little gold fleece lined diapers - please make Jennifer stop spreading evil fibs about us drinking.
Dear Christmas Baby Jesus, please let the true light of the world shine onto Lizzy's fuzzy memories to make her remember the part of the night where she tried to win a shot gun game by taking aim at a small target while swaying... because she was DRUNK.
Okay - now THAT... I remember. LOL.
I'm stickin' to the bible story.
Why do I believe Jennifer?
haha! SEE!! It's TRUE!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
I soooooo love The Onion. And I want to know what happened Friday night..............
Check out my blog for some minor details of the evening.... there are some good comments on Kat's blog too about the night... haha.
You are not going to hear anymore details about the night --- mostly because I can't remember any. LOL
I love the Onion too - great thing that.
(Jen, stop fibbing or you're going straight to hell in a handbasket)
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