Monday, May 07, 2007

When Will I Learn

Okay. Some things are just not a good idea. For instance: Tandoori Sizzler Doritos.

Imagine, if you will, a Doritos style chip but lightly coated with crushed mealy worms, maybe a light dusting of some sparrow vomit for good measure. Okay, maybe not. But just about as horrific an experience. Maybe a bit worse. I implore you - do not venture forth thinking you are feeling adventurous and pick yourself up a bag; you may wish you were dead as a result. (aaaand, if YOU don't wish you were dead - anyone nearby that smells your breath may help you out in that department).

Other bad food ideas:

Pastry stuffed with sewage.
Roast porcupine (with quills) with a hint of eucalyptus oil.
Battered deep fried cockroaches with a side of lime.

And someone gets paid for this people. I need a new line of work...

10 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Wow...those sound horrible! And I'm a Dorito fan from way back.

The only "new" flavor worth anything is guacamole. Yummmmm!

elizabeth said...

Yeah, I dunno Earl. Might not be able to attempt it just now. (I still feel like something threw up in the mouth)

Moxy Ness said...

Right, now you've gone and made Green Fish want them. There's another weekend ruined!

Kat said...

I WAS actually going to try those. But seeing as I'm off chips I think I'll remain.

Green Fish said...

Liz.......I have to agree. That flavour is like shite on shite. I love me some tandoori, but baby it don't taste like whatever brothel sweepings they are putting on those vile chips.

Ness....This weekend is all about quad lattes and vindaloos. You are in for a treat.

elizabeth said...

Moxy - LOL. Sorry babe. Hope he didn't breath on you!

Kat - Seriously. Don't. Do. It.

Fish - See what I'm sayin? It tastes all wrong.

Moxy - So um, you'll have to let me know how that goes! LOL

Cheezy said...

Hehe! Reminds me of that Monty Python sketch featuring a box of chocolates (including 'crunchy frog', 'cockroach cluster', 'anthrax ripple' etc.)

elizabeth said...

Yeah - I was actually watching that recently. The experience was very similar, LOL

Yoga Korunta said...

One never judges others by their jobs.

elizabeth said...

Well actually... I do! LOL