Friday, January 19, 2007

Bonus Blog

1. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Conception. (Merry Christmas to you!)
2. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
Skinny dipping. (Missing out people. I think this is a lie.)
3. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
No theme song.
4. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
5. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
6. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
Wash their hands: Women - 80% Men - 55% (Um, okay guys wassup with this?)
7. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
Gain weight. (Because good food - tastes good...)
8. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
Banana. (That is disgusting.)
9. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
One thousand. (Holy crap)
10. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
All invented by women. (Rock on sistas)
11. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
Change their underwear. (OMG)
12. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A kiss. (I need to relax.)
13. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
Honey. (It has bacteria inhibiting qualities)
14. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
Father's Day.
15. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
He was allergic to carrots.
16. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do what?
Snoop in your medicine cabinet. (Guilty)
17. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
Wear underwear. (Dirty girls)
18. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide?
'Breaking wind'
19. About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
Flush the toilet.
20. What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?
Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
21. 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
Cheating on their spouse. (See - it all comes back around.)
22. What's unique about the Beatle's song "Eleanor Rigby"?
The Beatles did not play a single note in the song.


Joe the Troll said...

"8. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
Banana. (That is disgusting.)"

I HATE that smell. I'll get up and walk away. Bananas are God's biggest mistake.

elizabeth said...


Kat said...

I've also heard that pumpkin pie is the #1 scent that turns men on. Uh. Right.

george86 said...

in amy sedaris's new book on entertaining (got it for x mas) she puts a stop to #16
"fill your medicine cabinet with marbles so at a party you know who your junkie whore friends are"

when the medicine cabenit gets opened the parbles fall onto the sink and make a VERY loud noise!

so id watch out!

also...whenever I go to a nightclub/resturaunt etc and I use the bathroom. If I see a guy leave without washing his hands I tell everyone and point him out to all my friends. if hes not washing his hands who knows what else hes not washing

george86 said...

heee hee hee parbles

Green Fish said...

17. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. Wear underwear

To me a girl with no underwear is like a birthday present with no wrapping. Sure, you're going to take it off anyway, but that's half the fun.

angus thripshaw said...

If they love the smell of banana so much they should take a good long sniff of the inside front panel of my "foundation garment".

elizabeth said...

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