Already Been Chewed Meme

A- Available or single? Who really needs to know this? Tell you what - if you're dating me you'll be the first to know... and if I'm your wife --- I've got some splaining to do.
B- Best Friend? Carrie (well really there's a bunch)
C- Cake or Pie? CAKE
D- Drink of Choice? Water or coffee. Milk.
E- Essential Item? Lipgloss - joking (sort of) ummmm..... cellphone.
F- Favorite Color? Toss up between Green and Blue
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms (bigger)
H- Hometown? Hoitytoityville
I- Indulgence? Chocolate, coffee creamer and mmmm potatoes
J- January or February? WTF?
K- Kids? Two, a boy and a girl and they are darling.
L- Life is incomplete without? Friends, Borat, my kids (in that order) (um - kidding).
M- Marriage Date? I am going with the response Mark had - wtf kind of ? is that?
N- Number of Siblings? One - and he likes guns and rocket launchers
O- Oranges or apples? Apples - red delicious
P- Phobias/Fears? Most of you are very familiar with this by now. Spiders. Midgets. Pro wrestlers & Stalkers. Also the special needs crossing guard near my house scares the living shite out of me.
Q- Favorite Quote? "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." - Mitch Hedberg
R- Reason to Smile? Ummmm. I am so not telling any of you guys this...
S- Season? Salt and summer.
T- Tag three people! K Fish yer up, Kat and Moxy baby bring it on! (and if badge is around...)