1. What do you wish your name was? Hezikiah Pittsacque
2. What is your favorite thing to wear? Sheepskin
3. Last thing you ate.... ummmmmm - steak sandwich and sunchips
4. Favorite quote? Today I'm going to use "...when the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies."
5. I say Shotgun, you say? BANG
6. Last person you hugged? Urm... my kids but I don't know which one...
7. Africa or Mexico? Africa
8. How many U.S states have you been to? most of them
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? none of them
10. Does anyone you know wanna date you? plead the 5th
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: my eyes, finger nails and belly button
12. Something you don't? I'm not sharing this.
13. Who is your best friend? There are many.
14.Why are you still up? It is 1 oclock in the afternoon
15. Who/What made you angry today? Having to get out of bed.
16. Favorite type of Food? Italian
17. Favorite holidays: Christmas
18. Do you download music: Yuppers
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? well that depends. Were they dirty when I put them on or did they get dirty while I was wearing them?
20. What are you wearing right now? BCBG sweater and my favorite Jeans.
21. Would you date the person who posted this? I don't know the person who posted this. I stole it. So I'm going to say no.
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yep. (*wink*)
23. Do you love anyone? Many people.
24. Do you like Bush? The president? Nosomuch.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? Sort of.
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting: Yes
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Yes. (duh!)
28. How much money ya got in ya pocket? $0.75 (don't worry there's more in my wallet...lol)
29. Have you met a real redneck? I AM a real redneck baby.
30. How is the weather right now? Sunny and brisk
31. What are you listening to right now? Max and Ruby
32. What is your current fav song? Urm. Ordinary Miracle or For Good (supacheeze)
33. What was the last movie you watched? The Departed (good movie)
34. Do you wear contacts? Nope
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? School and then the DMV
36. What are you afraid of? Bugs, spiders, midgets and getting old
37. How many piercings have you had? 9 (it seems like a lot but it adds up)
38. How many pets do you have? myself? Um... none I guess. But my son has a toad and my kids have a cat.
39. What's one thing you've learned? There is life out there. (not in space)
40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Decaf nonfat caramel macchiato (sp?)
42. Have you ever fired a gun: Well we all know this right? Yes. And will again.
43. Are you missing someone?Yes
44. Fav. TV show?Greys Anatomy
45. Do you have an iPod? No but I have another name brand thing a majigg
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? Yes. Don't want to talk about it.
48. Who would you like to see right now? Carrie. I miss her. I miss her whole family.
49. Favorite movie of all time? Too hard to say.
50. Do you find yourself loved? Very much so. Lucky me.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?LMAO- sure have ;)52. Favorite flower? I dunno. I like em all.
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? butter
54. What Magazines are you reading? smut, and gun mags (joking)
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?:Of course....
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Not recently
58. What's something that really bugs you? repetitive noise
60. Do you like Michael Jackson? I did.
61. What's your favorite smell? Fresh air
62. Favorite baseball team? Blue Jays
63. Favorite cereal? Mini wheats
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? several days - several
66. Last time you went bowling? I don't know
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Not as odd as a dog bed but...I'll have to think about this one...
68. Who was your last phone call? To Crazy Linda
69. Last time you were at work? I'm always working at something
70. What's the closest orange object to you? um - an orange actually

Bang, Bang

It all started innocently enough. But now, NOW I'd better save my pennies. I'm hooked. A new hobby for me.

(I look fluffy in this coat - I'm not fluffy but I look fluffy and if you say I do - I'll shoot you)

Don't make this dude angry. He never misses.

...and soon she won't either. LOL.

But anyways...

(these are from why women are single email from a friend...)

MATCHMAKER TIME!

Hi, my name is Willie. I enjoy sheep *awkwardly long pause*, fine dining and administering enemas. I have been told that my stellar physical appearance is intimidating. I think a perfect first date would be exploring our chemisty by putting firecrackers in frog's mouths and watching the splatter pattern - there is much to be said for that - like reading tea leaves... only much louder. I enjoy sheep. *seems to go off into his own realm for a spell* I work part time as a super hero and am also a secret agent for the FRO office. That is all I can tell you - it is *TOP* secret. Sheeeeep. In a past life I was a rubber tree and I was.... green.

What's happening ladiez? My name is Hugo. I call my body guard (to the left) Stecki La Gambe - his real name is Stan. I am one badass dude. *flexes* I like my ladies mean. I dated Brigette Neilson for a spell - but she wasn't mean enough. *growls* I worked as a fruit picker and also as a chicken catcher and a but am currently unemployed. My ambition is to start a rock band that only wears rubber cloggs (you know the ones). ROCK ON! I live with my Mom in a kick ass trailer all it needs is...you (and some curtains) to make it perfect! My life is a dramady - won't you be my muse?
*shiver*




Hey Sweet Tart. My name is Leeeroy. I'm a shy guy. Won't you complete my McHappy Meal? Let's take a trip "around the world". I like to dress as a Zebra and run around my water bed while you try to catch me. Dunnit sound like fun? *stops to make sexy eyes* Let me rub you down with my strong man hands and show you what it feels like to be...tied...ahem I mean put upon a pedistal. My star sign is Gemini but I have more than one personality - all of them sexy. *winks* I am waiting to hear from you - but please hurry so I can dance sexy for you and make sweet lurve to you all night long *all night* all night long *all night* yeah.

I'll be back later with more...

Lovely!

Next year's Christmas card...

Angus *sigh*

Drumroll please....

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (First pet and Current Street name): Azreal Turner

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum’s side, your favorite candy): Norma Mars (I will go far with this)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first Initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name):Esar or Lsar (riiiiiiiiiight)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Monkey

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Sarah St. Catharines (this works)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in): Kirelbasai (wowsa)

7. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards): Htebazile Rekrab (wtf?)

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", another favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink): Blue Cosmo (again - me thinks this works!)

I now tag the Moxy, the Fish, the kitty Kat, the Badger Daddio, Cheezy (if ur around) and Stef... should be fun yeah?

keyword search of the week:

ex-lax flavoured muffins (http://funnygirlfromcanada.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html) LMAO

close second.... drumroll.... dear 8 pound six ounce baby jesus(http://funnygirlfromcanada.blogspot.com/2007/03/hmmmm-i-actually-thought-this-was-real.html)

Where did I leave my brain?

Last night was a true and wonderish drunken Irish Day celebration filled with - swinging (was she special?!), floor kaisers (on sale now) and among other nefarious activities; drinking. The last of which I know will confuse you some - or at lease some of you. Did I lose you there? My head hurts...where was I when I so rudely interrupted myself?

Sniper Kitty and I, her fella in tow, traversed to the wondrously cold and windy city of - Toronto last night. This great expedition came about in an endeavour to meet our blog friends; Green Fish and Moxy. Since we had pretty much deified them ages ago; we looked forward to this night with great anticipation; would they live up to our impossibly high standards .... or leave us with nothing but a Christmas walnut, a frown and some vague promises? We board a bus with great expectations...

Upon arriving at the pub - McVeighs - we stood in a wee line. We stood in said "wee line" for two (yes 2) hours waiting to get in... where they keep the BEER. I ended up sneaking in about 20 minutes before my friends because I am evil (and...there was beer!). It is a long story involving a flashing of the shamrocks... Once inside I was amazed at how many of these Torontonians wanted to befriend me! Such a jovial group. Now, it could be said that these offers of friendship were because of my strategically placed shamrock and the fact that these people had been drinking since oh - ach - 11:00 am. I think perchance it was the latter... also it got around quickly that we were "bloggers" which we ALL know is really just code for "swingers". Lascivious minds you know.

A little ways into the night I hear, "Liz. Liz!" I look up and (- click the link and let the music play while you continue to read -you may have to open another tab--- picture smiles and hugs all in slow motion.) "Moxy?!" *swings Moxy in the air*... "Fish? could it be?" *cheezy smiles and high fives in slow motion* Then over beer and chips we bonded and sealed what is the beginnings of a very long and rewarding friendship based on beer, twisted humour and walnuts (right Kath?).

Part way through the evening a band comes in to play traditional Irish music; low and behold it is ANGUS THRIPSHAW in the flesh. Not only was he odiferous redolent of unwashed socks, sausage, onions and dog shite - but he was everything else we hoped he would be! I love that man. Angus was a star - had no idea he was so prolific a fiddle player. So full of surprises is our stinky toothless friend!

The night went on much like a feel good movie. An arseload of laughing that ended in a drunken stumble out of the bar where upon we return to the abode of the Fish and the Moxy and collapse into heaps of drunken flibbertigibbets until around 5 am where the booze finally overcame our weary minds and we slept. (That was not a run on sentence at all.) Three hours later we awoke feeling refreshed and chipper... right? and went to investigate the smells of Lebanon and to eat and drink copious amounts of coffee.

There were moments of porcelain god worship and big plans of future ridiculousness involving a cheese goatee and something about making a movie about the Church of Scientology. I think we need to further this discussion.

All in all I have to say; two of the nicest most incredibly likable people I have ever met. Moxy is just as you might imagine only more adorable (if you can believe that) and Fish is going to be famous for something one day - no doubt about it. Before you ask - no - we will not share them. They are ours.

I have no doubt this is the start of a long and flagitious friendship filled with debauchery and exorbitant amounts of laughter; cheers to the Queen of shoes and her lad.

Oh, say Kat howsabout vodka this weekend?

So, most recently my friend Badger Daddy told me about a stat counter website. Today I checked on the keywords and the following google searches brought people to me:

Why is my wife so moody (love that one... ask the computer, lol)

Funny website making fun of people

Can't say without sounding jamaican

What is a snorkle

I have got to say... my blog covers a lot of ground people. You are blessed. Over and above the interesting keyword activity I have had visitors today from a variety of places; Poland, China, India and Lebanon. How cool is that?

Stole it. From Kat...

And here ya go...

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Executive Assistant
2. Dish Pig/Hostess (highschool)
3. Go go dancer
4. Bartender

Four movies I would watch over and over (and have):
1. Dark Crystal
2. Labyrinth
3. Gladiator
4. The Notebook
(there are so many - Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter etc!)

Four places I have lived:
1. St. Catharines, ON
2. Ancaster, ON
3. Burnaby, BC
4. Caledonia, ON

Four TV shows I like to watch:
1. Grey's Anatomy
2. LOST
3. Anything on the Discovery Channel
4. CSI

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Bermuda
2. British Virgin Islands
3. Hawaii
4. Cuba

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Potatoes
2. Pasta
3. Breakfast cereal
4. Pizza

Four of my favorite animals:
1. Dolphins
2. Dogs
3. Cats
4. Pygmy Monkey (or a naked mole rat)

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Cayman Islands (*smirk*) with nothing on (but a bikini)
2. Langley, BC with a toboggan
3. Tuscany... wandering around with a bottle of wine, bread and some cheese
4. Wandering around Ireland with a camera and a bottle of Whiskey

A STUDY (VERY INTERESTING & SHORT)

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

(thanks Amy D - got a chuckle out of this)

Hmmmm... I actually thought this was real. I mean really...it's not far off.

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