Monday, June 16, 2008

I debated sharing this story... but what the heck. You guys already know what a spaz I am.

One evening hanging out in our room... after a bit of wine... a lot of wine maybe... we were getting ready to go out for dinner and suddenly - I was inspired to give Spartan a "sexy dance" by this song. (I was hitting on him). You know - keeping things fun. Or... funny as it happened.

Part way through the dance, which was very good - if I do say so myself (I got quite into it), I tripped over my own feet and went careening across the room.*

Starts out sexy as hell (or my attempt at it) and ends in a sheepish grin. I think I do "cute" not "sexy". I'll have to try to remember that. But I have to tell you - it was quite an empowering feeling there for the first few minutes... you know, before the "me" spilled out. You should give it a try ladies... ;-)

* Spartan was kind enough to tell me he thought I did it on purpose to emulate True Lies... wish I'd thought of that before the furious blushing kicked in. It did make me feel better though. ;-)

15 comments:

Böbø said...

HullabaFunky and I did sexy dancing last night, to a fairly random selection on my memory stick.

Trust me, the line between sexy | silly is only this thin … |

Slyde said...

see, im the reverse... i'm all "sexy" and not cute at all...

Callie said...

Awwww! At least you tried. I'd have probably died of embarassment even trying to do the sexy dance. I don't do sexy. I don't even think I do cute.

Feel sorry for my husband! *snicker*

limpy99 said...

At least you didn't fo the full "True Lies" route and smash him over the head with the bed-side phone.

limpy99 said...

"fo" being French for "go"

Jon said...

The Girl tried this once. She lasted about a minute (a very appreciative minute I must add) before she got all self-conscious and sacked it :(

Debs said...

Sounds like you had fun though for that minute and at least it was appreciated by Spartan. You go girl!

elizabeth said...

bobo - I highly recommend sexy dancing at every available opportunity... but try to avoid the trippage...lol.

slyde - er... exactly. Indeed.

callie - you never know... he might be to differ ;-)

limpy - true enough. That would have been a little much... good for you I know french... lol

jon - I totally get that. Maybe after some wine she might be tempted to try again...

debs - it WAS kind of fun you know. I should take lessons, do they have such a thing?

Ookami Snow said...

I agree with bobo, there isn't too much different between sexy and silly, just the attitude of the person doing the deed

B.E. Earl said...

I just did an incredibly sexy dance, but the cats didn't seem to care. (Gia is asleep)

Tamara said...

Note to self: clear the decks before attempting sexy dance.

elizabeth said...

ookami - well, that makes me feel better ;-)

earl - I'm sure the cats loved it - good place to practice.

tamara - I made that same note myself...

Seraphine said...

LOL, endearingly sexy. It's just something more for him to love.

Hullaballoo said...

Yeah, Bobo has brothel blue square fairy lights round his living room mirror - it makes it look almost like a club.

I joked that it looked like a meeting of Histrionics Anonymous -only two members present, but hey, can we create a stir!

elizabeth said...

seraphine - I'll have to adjust my view to be more like yours ;-)

hullaballoo - ooooh brothel blue fairy lights... I'll have to get some of those for my next show ;-)