I debated sharing this story... but what the heck. You guys already know what a spaz I am.
One evening hanging out in our room... after a bit of wine... a lot of wine maybe... we were getting ready to go out for dinner and suddenly - I was inspired to give Spartan a "sexy dance" by this song. (I was hitting on him). You know - keeping things fun. Or... funny as it happened.
Part way through the dance, which was very good - if I do say so myself (I got quite into it), I tripped over my own feet and went careening across the room.*
Starts out sexy as hell (or my attempt at it) and ends in a sheepish grin. I think I do "cute" not "sexy". I'll have to try to remember that. But I have to tell you - it was quite an empowering feeling there for the first few minutes... you know, before the "me" spilled out. You should give it a try ladies... ;-)
* Spartan was kind enough to tell me he thought I did it on purpose to emulate True Lies... wish I'd thought of that before the furious blushing kicked in. It did make me feel better though. ;-)
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HullabaFunky and I did sexy dancing last night, to a fairly random selection on my memory stick.
Trust me, the line between sexy | silly is only this thin … |
see, im the reverse... i'm all "sexy" and not cute at all...
Awwww! At least you tried. I'd have probably died of embarassment even trying to do the sexy dance. I don't do sexy. I don't even think I do cute.
Feel sorry for my husband! *snicker*
At least you didn't fo the full "True Lies" route and smash him over the head with the bed-side phone.
"fo" being French for "go"
The Girl tried this once. She lasted about a minute (a very appreciative minute I must add) before she got all self-conscious and sacked it :(
Sounds like you had fun though for that minute and at least it was appreciated by Spartan. You go girl!
bobo - I highly recommend sexy dancing at every available opportunity... but try to avoid the trippage...lol.
slyde - er... exactly. Indeed.
callie - you never know... he might be to differ ;-)
limpy - true enough. That would have been a little much... good for you I know french... lol
jon - I totally get that. Maybe after some wine she might be tempted to try again...
debs - it WAS kind of fun you know. I should take lessons, do they have such a thing?
I agree with bobo, there isn't too much different between sexy and silly, just the attitude of the person doing the deed
I just did an incredibly sexy dance, but the cats didn't seem to care. (Gia is asleep)
Note to self: clear the decks before attempting sexy dance.
ookami - well, that makes me feel better ;-)
earl - I'm sure the cats loved it - good place to practice.
tamara - I made that same note myself...
LOL, endearingly sexy. It's just something more for him to love.
Yeah, Bobo has brothel blue square fairy lights round his living room mirror - it makes it look almost like a club.
I joked that it looked like a meeting of Histrionics Anonymous -only two members present, but hey, can we create a stir!
seraphine - I'll have to adjust my view to be more like yours ;-)
hullaballoo - ooooh brothel blue fairy lights... I'll have to get some of those for my next show ;-)
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