(to the 'Jingle Bells' tune)
Dashing to the mall in my silver mini-van
down the aisles we go - try not to hit that man!
Ring tones on cell phones sing - making people jump,
What fun it is to see them all in their cheery Christmas slump.
Shopping Malls, Shopping Malls filled with grumpy folk.
Oh what fun it is to shop and walk through clouds of smoke (by the doors lol) Hey Shopping malls Shopping Malls filled with screaming kids
might make sense to try ebay outdoing others bids...
Ah well - maybe next year.
See yall tomorrow, Liz