Monday, July 17, 2006

Things That Are Bad

Being hit on by a married man.
Being thrown up on by a two year old.
Having your finger slammed in a door.
Drinking sour milk.
Missing your friends.
Getting grease on a favorite outfit - and trying to get it out of daughter's hair.
Forgetting your cell phone on the charger.
Having a tummy ache.
and having a magic 8 ball predict nothing good for the rest of your life.
and all in the last week. Yay me.

....But then again - nos so bad because;
Getting hit on could be viewed as a compliment,
I love that two year old,
She didn't mean to do it (she was helping Mummy),
At least I have milk to drink whereas some people are starving,
I have friends to miss,
It made me laugh and it will wash out eventually,
I'm lucky enough to have a cell phone,
At least someone is there to hear me complain about my tummy,
I don't believe in magic 8 balls anyways.

Sigh. Trying to see the glass as half full makes me happy.

12 comments:

Kat said...

luv u Lizzy!

Elizabeth McClung said...

Glass isn't half empty or half full - its FULL OF POISON!!! RUN!!!!

george86 said...

getting hit on by a married man is better than getting hit on by a HOMELESS man as I was the last time I was in vancouver! Its like "hey wheres your teeth???"

george86 said...

im gonna go blog about that right now!

elizabeth said...

Another reason it's not so bad - all you guys -- lol

Anonymous said...

"Being hit on by a married man."

ouch! good thing i read that before i sent you that 2 page private email i stayed up all night writing.... :(

Anonymous said...

When life gives you sour milk...well, throw that shit out.

Smells bad and it probably gave you the tummy ache!

Silly girl.

elizabeth said...

Why, I'd never say no to that =^D (does that remind anyone of Fido Dido?)
Call me...

Kat said...

Oh hey jenny. Not seen you in a while neither.

elizabeth said...

Hi Kath - how the heck are ya? What now my blog is for you to have conversations with people??!! (Oh - alright. But just say hi to me while your at it)
;-)

Kat said...

hi liz

elizabeth said...

Hi Kath
:>P

wv- ooohnm (doing some meditation via blogger)