Monday, February 26, 2007

I was going to pretend that it wasn't happening but it doesn't seem to be working. The date of my birth approaches.

It seems this happens with increasing frequency. I'm sure I just had one of these dreaded things - but one must accept what one cannot change. BUT one can drink. So - ladies - what and where will we be drinking on Friday? I throw it out there for you to ponder. I know that I will be getting a wee bit loopy. I invite you to join me - or since I will be closer to you - I invite me to join you. Let us communicate by phone and nail down de particulars (like whose sink I'll be sleeping in...or under and what you guys want on the pizza). Jenn - as much as I would lurve the diva concert - I have already seen them and loved it. I need to squeeze in the maximum amount of alcohol... saavy? Maybe you can find us after? What say you?

And now for a little something odd.... that could be fun...I think I 'm coming back when I am drunk to do that. But I don't think I will for this one... it would make me vomit - it almost did that sober. But this, this I want.

15 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I lurve the R2D2 heinie keg can. I want one now!!!!

Happy Early Birthday, Liz! Keep growing older, but not up...okay?

elizabeth said...

Nope. Not up. And tanks you for the birthday wishes. But... I think we need to come up with a new name for it...suggestions?

elizabeth said...

(yes I meant to say "tanks")

Moxy Ness said...

Happy Happy Birthday! That's the best I could come up with!
I hope your friends get you a midget stripper.

Kat said...

I go where you go or whomever is leading best or least drunkest or whatever....I'm in!!!!!!!!!

Green Fish said...

I just had my nose on my screen 'cuz a girl said so. Happy birthday!!! Here is an original Green Fish Birthday poem for you.

Happy Birthday Fun Times:

Another year beneath your belt
And some wiser men have felt
That the years can be shared better if you split 'em
Divided up between your pals
Poured like drinks to guys and gals
None will care that your trousers...well....you've shit'em

elizabeth said...

Moxy - I curse you! How could you even say that. Horror of horrors.

Kat - Whoo hoo

Fish - Wow. A poem. And a very poetic one at that.

Moxy Ness said...

I thought I was being nice:(
okay, okay....I know how much you hate those freaks.

elizabeth said...

Yeah - I had a really bad visual... guhhhhh

Slyde said...

i think i need to see a Drunk Liz at least once in my lifetime......

Neil a.k.a. the one and only very badass CrackerMF said...

The day you were born is always a very special day. Maybe we could call it "Get Stupid-Happy Drunk with your Friends Day". Although to some that would just be called "Saturday"...

Have a very Happy Birthday, Elizabeth!

Jennifer said...

Hi Lizzie. No worries about the Diva concert... it was just an idea, and I've already seen it too, so lets DRINK!!!!! You're more than welcome to sleep over at my place, either that or we can cab it, or I could make sure you got back to your dad's place?(unless of course you'd rather end up in someone's sink?). Would you like to stay on the mountain, or go downtown? Up to you chicky! We could even get a little crazy and go to Burlington... or, OR, maybe even the T dot? Let me know!!! It's up to you :) Here are some ideas though: Phily McNasty's, The Whistling Walrus, Hooters (uh, no thanks), Slainte's (this would be my pick), Emma's Back Porch (in Burlington OR Ancaster, although I'd rather go to the one in Burlington for obvious reasons), The Charles Dicken's, The Queen's Head, NRG (HAHAHA - just kidding), or the cougar outlet located in the Holiday Inn on Lakeshore in Burlington... oh, the choices, the choices!! LOL

elizabeth said...

Slyde - at some point I think we should organize a blogin

Neil - Get Stupid-Happy Drunk with your Friends Day it is!

Jen - See now babe - that's why I said "call". LOL. That took me an hour to read... um - what is the "T dot"?

Jennifer said...

I find that I can reach you faster by leaving a message on your blog. :)
T dot is Toronto. What are you? New?

elizabeth said...

REALLY? That's odd.

T dot is Toronto? Since when? Is that a Jennism? Never heard it before.