Sunday, February 25, 2007
Matchmaker matchmaker bring me a dream...it's that time again
Bachelor numero uno
This is Samson. Samson is a self made millionaire having invented dental floss. He is a Gemini and has more than two personalities at present (keeps the conversation flowing). An avid shell collector and wine aficionado, Samson looks forward to sharing his secrets of personal hygiene with you.
Bachelor number two
This is Machismo. He enjoys dinner parties and stupid human tricks. His past times include terrifying small children and apple carving. Machismo believes that the secrets of the universe are contained in an olive jar that he has kept in a shrine for the past 35 years. He owns a vast collection of strawberry shortcake figurines and limited edition serial killer cards. A perfect first date would consist of a leisurely stroll through some brambles and a quick vinegar bath.
Bachelor number three
This is Charles. He still lives at home with his Mom (although no one has seen her alive in over 20 years). Charles has recently started his own religion worshipping potatoes. He can teach you how to hear them speak the prophecy on your second or third date. Charles is intense and romantic. He is waiting for the perfect woman to "complete" his collection - ahem - um him. He means to complete HIM, right Charles? He has recently taken up hip hop dancing and would love to show you his skillz.