Woke up this morning to the sound of the wind whistling through the house and trying to rip the roof off. I swear I looked out the window and saw a medium sized pit bull flying by. So that was odd...but then lots of odd things happen before coffee.
I also stubbed my toe this morning on the coffee table, but clearly explained that if that should happen again the table might enjoy being whittled or becoming firewood... so now I think it should think about what it's done (wicked devil) and perhaps won't be a repeat offender.
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8 comments:
brrr... keep drinking the coffee and try to stay warm... and have another cup for me... i miss it so. :(
I wouldn't hold your breath...many, many a time I have chastised numerous items of furniture in my house for its blatant tomfoolery and common assaults but it pays no attention. I even upped the anti and swore at the ironing board last week, and I know for a fact I punched the settee once but they just keep on like they can't hear you.
It really is quite upsetting.
So yeah, I feel your pain, and if you ever need to talk, you know where I am.
:)
It's fine to get upset at a coffee table every now and again.
But never get mad at an end table. They hold grudges.
Recidivism rates amongst inanimate objects in general, and bloody-minded furniture in particular, is most alarming.
I've tried reasoning
I've tried the naughty step
I've tried turning the air blue
I've tired kicking back: strangely, a bit self-defeating
Wine, I find, can offer a soothing and pleasing anaesthetic affect. Or make you care less when you attack back with a hammer.
That reminds me of the time I saw a man cursing the sidewalk for tripping him. Varry funny.
wv- foorhld
we have a coffee table in our den, and i hate the fucker. Everytime i bang into it, i lift it up over my head with the threat of tossing it out the window...
one day....
Diva - try Godiva decaf - it's actually really quite yum
John - I think we should start a group therapy thing... what say you? (What would we sit on though??)
Bobo - LMAO. Yes. Wine. Never thought of turning the air blue...what about orange?
Kat - IF you could throw your voice that would have been the time for it, no?
Slyde - Bondfire. My house. Be there.
Earl - I skipped over you... you won't hold a grudge will you???
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