Monday, December 12, 2005

Where have all the xmas singers gone?

Hello today.
We used to go caroling (sp?) when we were kids! Where are the damn kids? (By the way, no one has come forth with any interesting or gifted trees - whats up with that people? How do you expect me to do a series without any help??? I feel the pressure to continue the series despite my lack of friendly motivation. I am going tree searching later... wish me luck.)

Now for a picture of a hampster doing chin ups...

Or is it being loaded into a deep fryer? (Well, what did you think was in won-tons?) I mean he does look a bit scared doesn't he?

Here is a little god story (well tis the season...)

God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? (scroll down)

No? (keep going)

I didn't get one either.

I'll be back when I find a tree worth mentioning.



elizabeth said...

Do you veel zorrry fer de little amspter? DAT IS BECUZ YOU ARE CRAZIE! (Don't mind me)

elizabeth said...

It's just that none of you other losers are leaving comments so I thought I'd leave some myself. (I am the master of subtlety).