Sunday, December 30, 2007

I am a minister now

Yep. Seriously. Universal Life Church Monastery.

But...

CANADIAN ULC MINISTERS WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE PAPERWORK IN EACH PROVINCE TO BE APPROVED PRIOR TO OFFICIATING ANY MARRIAGES IN YOUR COUNTRY. Canadian ministers are asked to write a letter to the church to request that they be placed on a special mailing list that the church maintains to keep our ministers in Canada informed when each approval from the Provinces is received by the church.

So - not entirely sure what that means but anyhoo...

I was ordained online at 12:26:57 pm today.

That's right beotches. Take note. I am holy.

6 comments:

i am the diva said...

seriously?? what?? that is so cool. let me know how that goes, i was just talkin' about gettin ordained myself so i can perform some marriages... :D

John said...

You should start cutting around in dog collars and put crosses all over your house. It may not be that cool but at least it would give the neighbours something to talk about.

B.E. Earl said...

Universal Life Church Monastery or Ministry? Because that first one doesn't sound like an awful lot of fun.

Get thee to a nunnery!

elizabeth said...

Universal Life Church Monastery certifies that I've been given all the rights and privileges to perform all the duties of the Ministry.

I dunno...

A Day in the Life of the Boon's said...

Holy Crap!

elizabeth said...

Boon - lmao