2. This made me laugh... but then I got a little scared.
3. If a hearse is carrying a corpse... can they drive in the car-pool lane?
4. You know the signs on restaurant doors that read; No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with no pants?
5. Kat - this one is for you...
6. This clip made me think of very ungodlike things.... specially that bit where... nevermind.
7. After you get bored stabbing your monkey... try teaching him this...
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Dead clowns are the best clowns.
And I think the banana God segment would have been better with a woman. A hot woman. With big lips and a smoky voice.
Gotta go!
I agree with b.e. earl, the Banana God would be better if he were a hot woman. But that guy was still hillarious!
The banana god thing was indeed funny, and bizarre.
And the guy was plain wrong - what he refers to as the top of the banana is in fact the bottom, as they grow - in his terms - 'upside down'.
If you ever watch monkeys eating bananas, they open them from the other end, the actual top end. Try it, it's actually far, far easier.
Earl - I see why you insist on the level of anon you have maintained thus far... LOL.
Paige - And the other guy was Kirk Cameron (Growing Pains)LOL
Badge - Interesting but during that I was thinking... "Monkeys eat bananas... evolution...monkey. Hmmm."
I am going to go try to eat a banana upsidedown... I mean upsideright. The top end. You know what I mean...
Well. That does it. I'm going to church and I'm bringing forbidden fruit for everyone! After that maybe we can all have a drink from the good ole' loo.
I did that once. Brought a whole truck of apples. I dressed as a snake and went to the local church. Nobody laughed (cept me).
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