Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A few random things...


Today I was cleaning and I think I may have gone a little over board. This occurred to me when my daughter asked me why the soap dish was full of water and I responded - rather matter of factly - that I was cleaning the soap. We both kind of looked at each other for a moment and then back at the soap dish and laughed.


In other thoughts - ever have those moments where one second you are a perfectly capable human being and the next minute you can't seem to string a coherent sentence together? For some completely inexplicable reason you become a completely awkward buffoon, only to minutes later regain your usual cool demeanor and have absolutely no idea why?

Mary Anne smokes pot. Illusions shattering everywhere. Audibly. Maybe she was growing pot on the island - perhaps that's why they all stayed there so long...

I like the library. (*whispers* they give you books for free... or let you read them for free anyways...) I went a little overboard. I think. (50 books - I have to read them all in three weeks...and they were rather heavy to drag to the car...)

8 comments:

Böbø said...

You're so funny Elizabeth, washing soap indeed! Though it does have sort of a weird logic to it.

As for your "perfectly capable human" problem, yeah, I see that in Hullaballoo often. It's cute. But being a bloke, of course, means that never happens to me, oh no no no, never ever!

elizabeth said...

Bobo - well yeah - I mean at the time I was going about doing it... it did indeed seem like a totally normal thing to do. It was only when I attempted to explain what I was doing that it seemed odd.

(Oh yes - of course. Never seen a bloke have the same issue. ;-))

Slyde said...

i say let mary-anne smoke her mary-jane! the woman is almost 70, for god sakes!

Kat said...

Is that you as an angel?
'cuse me. (choking... coughing...) Ok. I'm better now. Must have been a feather.

sprinkle4 said...

LMAO...that's why it took them so long to get off of the island. That also explains Thurston Howell the Third's speech pattern;)

You cease being a perfectly capable human the minute you start trying to talk to your children. At least I do.

I wash my soap too, don't feel bad. Especially if the person that used it last had really dirty hands. I have no clue why we do that:)

B.E. Earl said...

Of course Mary Anne smokes weed. She's a hip, hip lady.

kaylee2 said...

loL you are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! :P how you been?

elizabeth said...

slyde - absolutely not. She's MARY-ANNE! That would be like saying it's okay for Shirley Temple to be a prostitute...

kat - ha haaaa. Verra funny.

sprinkle - well noted about Thirston. Indeed. Glad you also wash your soap. Years of possible therapy may be avoided. We should take a poll. Betcha everyone does it but nobody talks about it... hmmm.

earl - so that's what's wrong with you? LOL

kaylee - I'm good!! How are you doing these days??