Recent Keyword Activity...

You would expect people to google, Pamela Anderson naked pics, sexy pics or something perverse... but no.... they google this; teeny shaving gunt - I don't know what to say here. I thought about not putting this here - but it's too demented not too - and the person googled it more than once and on different days... and it brought them HERE. I feel dirty.

AND - why is someone wondering it is illegal to pawn your wooden leg - was this person going to? I want it. Seriously.

Some people find themselves faced with deep questions that bounce around the universe confusing the masses, such as - is a duckbill platypus more interesting than a guinea hen.... well duhhhhh. Of course it is. What is wrong with you?

Poor people also ponder, does putting a pillow between your legs make you skinnier - wtf? Seriously? I'm on it. I learn things from myself daily... or did I? Where am I? Who are you? Give me back my pillow, I'm feeling fat. If I cover myself in pillows (we know I have enough) will I lose pounds everywhere - or is this only effective for legs? What about wooden ones?

Someone out there has wondered about a chickegeon - someone actually "googled" this. I'm confused. Wonder if they are all as tasty as the one I just had for supper? Funny thing is the only result was me. Oh no! Did I just eat the last chickegeon???!!!

Then there was the old, funny things you can do with super glue - apparently I'm in the results somewhere. Glad this kid doesn't live here...

what the heck is the CHAKARON MAKARON - I love how some people demand answers of google as though it is a live person - a knower of things if you will - an oracle - and you don't even need to travel to Tibet and make an offering to ask...I'm going to ask some questions randomly and see what happens...I'll be back later to tell you how it went...