Thursday, September 28, 2006

Bachelor # 1 This is Biff. He likes long walks in the forest and getting involved in arm wrestling competitions (he cheers). An avid hunter and taxidermist this Pisces wants to rock your world. Our Biff wants to rescue you from the mundane.
Bachelor #2 - This is Jeremy. Jeremy is very detail oriented. He believes granola holds the secrets of the universe. This Cancer loves to Tango (naked). He currently holds a record breaking ant farm that takes up an entire basement and is currently perfecting a breeding program for earth worms. He feels they should be a protected species.
Bachelor #3 This is Chuck. Chuck is a rocker and wants to be the next Michael Jackson. He wants you to look past his handsome exterior to see the stud beneath. Chuck is learning to speak Spanish. He believes re is Casanova reincarnate. Chuck has recently decided to tell David Hasselhoff that he is his true father. Good luck Chuck!

Ba

9 comments:

Slyde said...

ack! I actually know who the first guy (peter pan) is. He wears that costume all over the web to promote continued free internet usage....

elizabeth said...

Begs the question - You actually KNOW him? I heard New Yorkers were odd...

Slyde said...

well, not KNOW know him, but i have seen him on the internet.

I am too lazy to check now, but if i remember right i beleive he runs the site iamtheinternet.com or .net or .something.

and p.s. i am not odd, i'm hot!

Stef said...

Yeah, I'd seen Peter Pan's website, it's freaky as hell!

B.E. Earl said...

Of course Slyde knows him. Of course.

Is it me or does Peter Pan kinda look a bit like Andy Dick?

Kat said...

Ok. So number 2 looks doctored and number 3 better be doctored. But the scariest is by far number 1 which unfortunately has not been doctored.

Carrie in BC said...

Number 1.
He dresses like the best friend to your favorite Disney Character. AND he sings a song called "The Tink Tink song"....do you believe in Faries.....do you believe this guy.
Number 2, not
Number 3, Where are his lips???

Anonymous said...

Oohhhhhh..I like Jeremy...he'sssssssssss dreeeaaaammmmmyyyyyyyyy.... ;)

Steve~

funchilde said...

i think biff is gay. just thought i'd give you a head's up!