Saturday, September 16, 2006

My Christmas List Part 1


Here are a few things I will be asking Santa to bring me...


1. I want blue water. Because that's fricken cool. It's an LED light - I would always brush my teeth in the dark. But - I'd need one for the shower too - and the toilet.

2. A mini cactus that I can carry on my keychain. Because that would be really neat and I might actually be able to keep it alive. Be better if it could talk though - or at least burp.

3. Both of these. Everyone should have a urinal and a toilet. This would get more comments than the trout in the tub for sure.

4. Him.

5. This shirt. It is actually sound sensitive.

6. Then I'd have to get these to match. (Okay, scratch those two... I fear even I, could not make this cool)

7. Aren't these just so me? I could fix things - and match all at the same time. Only, I'd have to change a few times throughout a project to accomplish this. Still, these are a must.

There will be more later - I just wanted to throw a few ideas out there.

16 comments:

Green Fish said...

It that T-shirt for real? I'm all over that MoFo. And I don't know if anyone can relate, but my mom thinks that blue toilet water is a sign of elevated social standing. She would put a bottle of that blue cleaner stuff in the tank whenever some one came over. If I was bringing a girl over, blue toilet water was a good indication of moms approval.

elizabeth said...

I posted the link to the site so you can order it up. But - you need to email me a picture of you in it (with the sunglasses) for the blog. It's the rules.

Blue toilet water, hey? That's actually pretty funny.

Kat said...

That water thing is awesome!
BTW, when i first looked I thought those were tampons not screwdrivers. Nevermind. I'm tired.

Joe_the_Troll said...

I want one of those shirts too!

Elizabeth McClung said...

Don't worry, the pink fu-fu screwdriver and matching mules are officially on my Xmas list for you.

elizabeth said...

Kat - there's a cool idea. Zebra patterned tampons... why didn't I think of that?

Joe - Maybe we can get a group deal.

Beth - Awesome. I really need those. Now - if only I could find a drill that matches my espadrilles...

Slyde said...

i dont think i'd be able to get up to bat with the big rolling stone urinal.... it freaks me out, man!

Elohelae said...

yeah i have to agree about the blue poo water, it is a sign of high society. I shall now acquire mood lighting for my toilets.

elizabeth said...

Get one for Mum too.

B.E. Earl said...

I love blue water in the toilet. I love turning it green when I pee.

I also like ice in the urinals at bars and restaurants. Fun to watch how much you can melt.

Am I sharing too much again?

Green Fish said...

Holy crap, I love the ice in the urinals. It has replaced "smashing the cigarette buts" as my new favorited urinal game.

elizabeth said...

I'm feeling a little left out of this conversation. Though it is my habit to investigate things fun or funny - this is going to take some extra effort.

B.E. Earl said...

Having a penis is awesome!

Sorry, ladies!

Anonymous said...

I'd like one of #4, pleasssseee!!

CG

elizabeth said...

We're so glad you like it Earl.

Christine - He's mine. But I'll let you look at him all the same.

funchilde said...

no, no, no, no, hell to the naw, nope, uh uh.