Here are a few things I will be asking Santa to bring me...
1. I want blue water. Because that's fricken cool. It's an LED light - I would always brush my teeth in the dark. But - I'd need one for the shower too - and the toilet.
2. A mini cactus that I can carry on my keychain. Because that would be really neat
and I might actually be able to keep it alive. Be better if it could talk though - or at least burp.
3. Both of these. Everyone should have a urinal and a toilet. This would get more comments than the trout in the tub for sure.
4. Him. 
5. This shirt. It is 
actually sound sensitive.
6. Then I'd have to get these to match. (Okay, scratch those two... I fear even I, could not make this cool) 
7. 
Aren't these just so me? I could fix things - and match all at the same time. Only, I'd have to change a few times throughout a project to accomplish this. Still, these are a must.
There will be more later - I just wanted to throw a few ideas out there.
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It that T-shirt for real? I'm all over that MoFo. And I don't know if anyone can relate, but my mom thinks that blue toilet water is a sign of elevated social standing. She would put a bottle of that blue cleaner stuff in the tank whenever some one came over. If I was bringing a girl over, blue toilet water was a good indication of moms approval.
I posted the link to the site so you can order it up. But - you need to email me a picture of you in it (with the sunglasses) for the blog. It's the rules.
Blue toilet water, hey? That's actually pretty funny.
That water thing is awesome!
BTW, when i first looked I thought those were tampons not screwdrivers. Nevermind. I'm tired.
I want one of those shirts too!
Don't worry, the pink fu-fu screwdriver and matching mules are officially on my Xmas list for you.
Kat - there's a cool idea. Zebra patterned tampons... why didn't I think of that?
Joe - Maybe we can get a group deal.
Beth - Awesome. I really need those. Now - if only I could find a drill that matches my espadrilles...
i dont think i'd be able to get up to bat with the big rolling stone urinal.... it freaks me out, man!
Get one for Mum too.
I love blue water in the toilet. I love turning it green when I pee.
I also like ice in the urinals at bars and restaurants. Fun to watch how much you can melt.
Am I sharing too much again?
Holy crap, I love the ice in the urinals. It has replaced "smashing the cigarette buts" as my new favorited urinal game.
I'm feeling a little left out of this conversation. Though it is my habit to investigate things fun or funny - this is going to take some extra effort.
Having a penis is awesome!
Sorry, ladies!
I'd like one of #4, pleasssseee!!
CG
We're so glad you like it Earl.
Christine - He's mine. But I'll let you look at him all the same.
no, no, no, no, hell to the naw, nope, uh uh.
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