Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Strange things...


The other day my ex husband dropped the kids off at my dad's house. They had a gift from my ex mother in law... an apple wrapped in a paper towel with a bow tied on top.


I'm a little confused.


I had this flashback to snow white.



I fed it to a squirrel. Hope it doesn't keel over...

7 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

You screwed up.

It was a test. That was the golden apple from the forbidden tree which grants eternal life and ultimate knowledge.

Now we are going to have to deal with an uber-intelligent, impossible to kill rodent. Fuck!

elizabeth said...

I think you might just be super funny. That was pretty clever.

I grant you leave to return...lol.

elizabeth said...

P.S. already have eternal life and ultimate knowledge (came in a Cracker Jack box)

Slyde said...

see, you need to share with us more... i didnt even know you HAD an ex (except me, but we broke up so badly i didnt think you wanted to talk about it )

elizabeth said...

Yeah. It's been two years so...actually I went through the entire thing blogging the entire time. Am I good at skirting around the real issues or what?!

Kat said...

Knowing that woman it's a good thing you didn't eat the apple. That's creeeepy.

elizabeth said...

UM yeah! At least I know that YOU know just how realistic that assumption really was... lol.