Strange things...
The other day my ex husband dropped the kids off at my dad's house. They had a gift from my ex mother in law... an apple wrapped in a paper towel with a bow tied on top.
I'm a little confused.
I had this flashback to snow white.
I fed it to a squirrel. Hope it doesn't keel over...
The other day my ex husband dropped the kids off at my dad's house. They had a gift from my ex mother in law... an apple wrapped in a paper towel with a bow tied on top.
I'm a little confused.
I had this flashback to snow white.
I fed it to a squirrel. Hope it doesn't keel over...
7 comments:
You screwed up.
It was a test. That was the golden apple from the forbidden tree which grants eternal life and ultimate knowledge.
Now we are going to have to deal with an uber-intelligent, impossible to kill rodent. Fuck!
I think you might just be super funny. That was pretty clever.
I grant you leave to return...lol.
P.S. already have eternal life and ultimate knowledge (came in a Cracker Jack box)
see, you need to share with us more... i didnt even know you HAD an ex (except me, but we broke up so badly i didnt think you wanted to talk about it )
Yeah. It's been two years so...actually I went through the entire thing blogging the entire time. Am I good at skirting around the real issues or what?!
Knowing that woman it's a good thing you didn't eat the apple. That's creeeepy.
UM yeah! At least I know that YOU know just how realistic that assumption really was... lol.
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