Friday, October 26, 2007

You know those conversations you never thought you would have with you Mother? Yep. Had one. I won't get into gorry details here but the conversation didn't include the weather. LOL.

She is dating my father again - officially. They have been divorced for ten years but have spent nearly every weekend and holiday hanging out together as friends since. My father admitted it was all his fault so, 10 years later she has decided maybe to allow him the pleasure of her company in a dating role and they are now boyfriend and girlfriend. So, my Mother and I have switched roles and somehoworanother I have become her dating guru. My Mother is a darling woman, who is also a wee bit naive.

Not only do I find this new role endearing, amusing and heartwarming but also... at times... a little - no, a lot - awkward. I try to put on my best "Sex columnist" face and discuss things with her in a very adult and respectful manner. But occasionally I get a visual that induces instantaneous vomiting and the urge to find a phyciatrist. Also to stick my fingers in my ears and scream "lalalalalalalalalalalalaa, I can't hear you." Too bad there wasn't a mental imagery equivalent to doing this...

Perhaps when it comes to your parents and particular things, you are perpetually a 10 year old who would just - rather NOT know certain things. I prefer to think of my Mother as the virgin Mary. It works for me. :-)

7 comments:

Kat said...

Now you're going to have to drink even more.

B.E. Earl said...

If your mother is the Virgin Mary, then you must be the Jesus! (Psst - go read my latest post)

elizabeth said...

kat - is it possible? JJ.

earl - i must be then... off I go to read your post...

Kat said...

have you guys noticed we're the only ones around lately? What's up with that? Like omigod.

elizabeth said...

Yah. What IS up with that? Slyde? Badge? Melanie? Diva? Everyone else???? HELLO!?

i am the diva said...

what? Dude, i am totally here.

i was going to tell you about my awkward mom conversation, but it's kinda long. just know that at the end of it, these words came out of her mouth:

"...and then you were concieved."

ugh... barf...

elizabeth said...

lmao. That's awesome.