My Mom seems to have - for the time being - given up on blogging. Sad turn of events - since I love the way her mind works. I decided to share a story she told me - since it was funny. We enjoy the sport of people watching and my Mother is the president of the club.
She noted these two people - that stopped her in her tracks. HE was skinny and and toothless and was really dirty. SHE had skinny stick legs and a round middle - like a muffin on toothpicks -and a tiny little head. Now, the way my Mother's mind works - no matter how she attempts to change it - is such that she immediately pictured them having sex and figured that the entire experience would be something akin to the clash of the titans.
I love my Mom.
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yeah, NOW you love her - but what about when you were a teen and she was thinking about you having sex?
Actually, I am kinda envious, having my mother mention sex in any way would be....bonding? When I moved in with someone she gave me a towel for a present: "Sex is messy" she said, the last time she talked about it.
Wish your mom still blogged (and took pictures of potential couples).
OH MY GOD. That whole towel thing is way too funny. That's classic.
Yes, as sex ed goes, it seemed to sort of cover all the basics in a Victorian sort of way (watch out for stains)
At least it wasn't a sheet with a hole in it.
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