My Mom seems to have - for the time being - given up on blogging. Sad turn of events - since I love the way her mind works. I decided to share a story she told me - since it was funny. We enjoy the sport of people watching and my Mother is the president of the club.
She noted these two people - that stopped her in her tracks. HE was skinny and and toothless and was really dirty. SHE had skinny stick legs and a round middle - like a muffin on toothpicks -and a tiny little head. Now, the way my Mother's mind works - no matter how she attempts to change it - is such that she immediately pictured them having sex and figured that the entire experience would be something akin to the clash of the titans.
I love my Mom.