How did it get to be Thursday? Boo me.
I have very little that is interesting to say but - felt inclined nonetheless to write something. So - I open the floor and wish to know your stupid human tricks.
I, for instance, can squirt milk from my tear duct. Also - the same ability allows me to submerse my head in the bath tub and blow air bubbles from the same duct. Isn't that disturbing? I have no shame.
Then there's this guy...
Your turn....
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well, I have extremely sensitive hearing and smell - which is totally useless except I can tell how aroused someone is from as much as 15 feet away (same for what they had for lunch).
Oh, and if someone tries to wake me by touching me, I sometime try to strangle them. Is that a skill or a hazard?
Definately a skill. Buy your girlfriend a fog horn.
Thus far you guys have me underwhelmed....
This time of year it is like...oh a new blog, hmmmm what human tricks......ohhhhh I hear the ice cream truck!
What does a goth do during the summer? When I was younger and very "in-your-face" goth, I used to invite people to play tic-tac-toe on my arm with a pocket-knife. I am wiser now (no, I just ran out of skin).
You heard an ice cream truck - where's mine?!?!?
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