I had a phone call last night from the same company who has been calling for over a week to promo their unique brand of energy efficient windows - on sale now - don't miss out. I got so sick of politely declining that I told her flat out that there was no reason to continue this relationship. And not only did I have no need of their services now - but that it was utterly impossible that I ever would in the future. She inquired in her nasal tone as to the reason why and - I told her it was because my house didn't have any windows. There was this sharp intake of breath, silence, some fumbling of words an apology and finally a click. What I said to her... not so funny - the reaction - funny.
Not so funny as the time I answered the "You have been selected for a free vacation at our lodge..." as Howard Stern but funny nonetheless.
(Remember the soundboard post that I used to crank call my Dad? Same idea...)
My Mother had the best one ever when she guilt tripped the newspaper that was hunting her to the ends of the earth to subscribe - seriously being rude about it until she finally told them that the reason she couldn't subscribe was because she was blind.... I think the person started to cry.... so wish I could have been there.