Bachelor number one is well - actually a pair of brothers - the one in blue is named Saucy and the one in red is named Nero. They are a set. Both are currently employed as astronauts. They enjoy the opera and the theatre. They have also been known to rip up a dance floor.
Next is Earl (hehehehe) he is very athletic and currently works in law enforcement (now you feel safe doncha?) He is a self proclaimed "manly man" and is looking for a woman who can handle him. He is partial to nude beaches and has a really big elastic band collection.
Last is Simon. He is a dentist and an avid chess player. He likes to cuddle and his favorite colour is yellow. He also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is a Gemini and proud of it. His favorite sport is square dancing.
Now you all have the job of helping me decide who to go out with first....