Bachelor number one is well - actually a pair of brothers - the one in blue is named Saucy and the one in red is named Nero. They are a set. Both are currently employed as astronauts. They enjoy the opera and the theatre. They have also been known to rip up a dance floor.
Next is Earl (hehehehe) he is very athletic and currently works in law enforcement (now you feel safe doncha?) He is a self proclaimed "manly man" and is looking for a woman who can handle him. He is partial to nude beaches and has a really big elastic band collection.
Last is Simon. He is a dentist and an avid chess player. He likes to cuddle and his favorite colour is yellow. He also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is a Gemini and proud of it. His favorite sport is square dancing.Now you all have the job of helping me decide who to go out with first....
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I was going to post these until I realized what www.snuffx.com is. Whatever you do don't go there. Please for the love of god...laugh at these few photos and then put that web page out of your mind. Seriously. I'm scarred for life after going to that web page. Seriously. Don't make me say I told you so.
So do you suppose that's where Amy found them?
(Seriously though - Don't go there right? Nothing worth seeing?)
Okay - you guys NO SHIT. Don't let the curiosity get the better of you. That's some sick shit. It isn't funny - just messed up SERIOUSLY.
Aw crap! Now you did it. When somebody tells you NOT to go someplace you just have to, right?
I'll see how long I can hold out (although any site that features pics of Beetlejuice - last pic - from the Howard Stern show is definitely on my "do not visit" list).
Strange how that second one is named Earl, huh? I mean, there are some similarities. We both enjoy nude beaches and elastic bands, but there is no way I would be caught dead in a hat like that. No way! Plus the guys looks like he weighs about as much as my right leg.
rotflmao.
(yeah - I know - isn't beetle juice creepy? I mean, I already had an aversion to short people...)
I'm gonna have ta say...
bachelor #2. Sometimes those little guys pack the biggest punch!
Besides, it looks like he's been working out.
Gotta give 'em points fer tryin'!
tvlnt- ever seen this show?
Sorry Earl, it looks like the internet has finally managed to see your true visage...
and man, when stern went off the air i had hoped i'd never have to see Beatlejuice again!
*shrugs and bows*
i'm gonna go with number 2. I think S and N are closeted and Simon was close but I don't like smokers. keep us posted on how this turns out!
See...Kat and funchilde went with #2...the famously named Earl.
You go kids!
Wow...the longer I look at those awful pics, the drunker I feel.
Good job, Lizzie!
I am crying over this post. Too funny.
Especially the pina coladas and getting caught in teh rain. You made my gut hurt.
Anna - plenty for you there... all that yummy man. I won't be selfish.
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