Wednesday, June 14, 2006

It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

13 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Regarding #8, I know you CAN congratulate your teammate without ever touching her rear end, but COULD you every once in a while? You know, just for us guys.

Thanks!

word verif: fqcco - and I couldn't type it without singing it in my head like B I N G O...babysitting my niece tonight. Wow...those kid songs sink in!

Cheezy said...

#15 is sadly true :-(

elizabeth said...

Earl - if you weren't drunk when you posted that - I will totally kiss you. (not the rear end part the bingo part - so cute)

Cheezy - Shall I deduce that this has happended to you?

Slyde said...

i have to say i am usually guilty of #11.... does that make me a cad? probably. but an HONEST cad...

Tobiwan said...

Sorry, I see the 'comments' button here, but did I miss all the text again? *adjusts glasses* Maybe I can't see it (again)?

elizabeth said...

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Tobiwan said...

Sarcasm sweetie. I was being an example of #15.

It was a stretch, but it was an attempt at me not listening and how silly men can be.

Tah-dah! *bows* I also do children's parties!

elizabeth said...

I hope you don't do balloon animals - I can only imagine. lol

B.E. Earl said...

Was not drunk when I posted that, by the way. You should see me when I start kickin' it to "Down by the Bay" with the kids!

Now did you say you wouldn't kiss my rear end part, or something entirely different? ;)

Elizabeth McClung said...

#8 - really - darn, that explains those strange and confused looks I've been getting.

#9 - yes, Linda says this is high on the "good girls don't" list - so no, "how's my clit this morning" little rubs - but guy's equipment sure must be complicated the way they have to keep checked and adjusting it.

elizabeth said...

Earl - *sigh* You take something sweet and... you Earlize it.

Beth - I knew I could count on you to be the first to use the word 'clit' on my blog. lol.

B.E. Earl said...

Hey, gotta be me.

But I almost COULDN'T be sweeter when it comes to my 3 yr old niece. I'm passing up a great night o' drinking with lovely ladies to babysit her tonight AND attend her dance recital tomorrow at 8AM.

8AM on a Saturday? An un-godly hour for those of us who are usually stumbling in the door five hours before!

Sweet may as well be my middle name, beeyatch!

(Oh..did I go and ruin it with the "beeyatch"?)

elizabeth said...

Again, you Earlized it.