Friday, June 09, 2006

My Porn Star Name Is....

Muffin Chappel.
That sucs. It couldn't be something cool, could it? Let's try my second .... Mattie Charterhouse....uh....nope.. I think I should quit while I'm ahead.
Now it's your turn... add the name of your first pet, with the name of the first street you lived on. Post it for my amusement, would you?

27 comments:

The Watcher said...

Maxi Pad with Wings Alabama

Doesn't sound very porny, does it?

I say we try it with our nickname and the name of our high school...

Mine would be Butt Smell Nickerson. Nope, doesn't work either.

george86 said...

tigerlily brown!!!!!!! im a sexy little blacktress

or going the school way im
FLAMER P.O.W.E.R.

i went to an alternative school called P.O.W.E.R.
planning,ownership,work,education,respect

Slyde said...

Chin Chin Wolf

I think that makes me Asian, but it's hard to tell......

badgerdaddy said...

Spike Underhill. There's a name that would sell porno.

B.E. Earl said...

Missy Wicks.

It seems that I am female in the world of porn.

Hey, that was from when I was a kid. What if I use my first adult pet and street when I moved out?

Roxie LaBelle.

Damn!

Kat said...

Well,
Upon thinking about this question
it seems that I would be
*Blacky Miles*
(as opposed to the earlier thought Blondie...not sure which is better?)

...but,
if we were to talk recently
I'd be either Annie or Smudge Homestead....
that's a pretty fuckin' homely stripper.
Don't think I'll be rakin' in the bills anytime soon.
Can you say, "past my prime".

*boo hiss*

Kat said...

oh and the highschool+nickname...

*drum roll please*

Kitty Ancaster

elizabeth said...

I've been KILLING myself laughing at this!! Seriously - making me laugh to the point of urination.

Okay Nickname and school would be...(Vanity Smurf - but I refuse to use this one...)Lizzy Holy Rosary.

First street and pet of my own Chloe Hastings(hooah)!
This one's cute.

Elizabeth McClung said...

Jezabel 2nd - that name really sucks as does taking the second pet name and street: Nimrod Lemon. (okay I had a history of choosing unpopular biblical names for my pets).

I will say b.e. earl that Missy Wicks is probably one of the best porn names I have heard (Admitted not an expert).

Carrie in BC said...

Toby Penguin....makes me shudder

Carrie in BC said...

Kyle's is

Loki Montigny, sounds a little more porn like than Toby Penguin

elizabeth said...

Beth, I dunno - Jezabel 2nd - not too shabby.
Pst - got Zed.

Kat said...

Aaron's is Freddie Barlake
RFLMAO

...and the nickame+highschool is killer: Lickity-split Water(her)down.
ok so I added the her-
way too funny!

Cheezy said...

Pippa Valley.

Tobiwan said...

*sigh* Another person with a dog named Toby...story of my life.

My porn name is:

'Skippy Skipper'

Go figure I'd have a dog named after the street we happened to live on (as a kid).

elizabeth said...

The award goes to "Lickity-split Waterdown".

This just gets funnier and funnier as we go along.

elizabeth said...

Could you please explain the Lickity-Split name. I really need to know (I think).

Kat said...

I was laughing so hard I forgot to ask!
But yes, I need to know too (i think)
LOL

Anonymous said...

Cuddles Walkabyashy

or her style was the first pet with the Mom's maiden name .... Cuddles Elkink....

Tachy (future sister in law)

Carrie said...

This is hilarious.
My Porn name is Sparky Carson
It's a lot better than my second
Scooter Glancaster!

elizabeth said...

I dunno - Scooter Glancaster is pretty funny.

badgerdaddy said...

I like Scooter Glancaster. Sounds like a little-known but much-revered jazz musician.

funchilde said...

I'm Muffin Mercury which sounds rather more like a 4th powerpuff girl than a stripper, but hey, I'm an aspiring African American Lara Croft: Tombraider, so I'll take what I can get!

Great Post!

Sober @ Sundown said...

Martini Morningside. I love it!

elizabeth said...

Muffin Mercury - hahahahaha. Hey - you had a pet named Muffin too! (popular name I 'spose - do tell me if it was a dog that looked like Benji - that would be really spooky)

Clean and Sober in the West (henceforth known as C&SITW) - there IS an irony there. I'm just sayin. Dig the name though - sounds very posh.

Ang said...

Pet and street names:

Sadie Waterloo.....not so much...
Bailey Meadowbrook......lame....

Nickname and school:

Silver-Dollar Ancaster....yikes!?!?

'nuff said!

Anonymous said...

Patches Main

Christine