Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Yeegawts - 3 armed baby

Okay - seriously this grosses me out. But then, if it had been my baby I'd probably grow to think of it as normal. As it is - it isn't my baby so it can gross me out. Apparently the doctors aren't sure which one to take off. I say - let him keep them all and then train him as a three armed ninja. (Didn't see that coming did ya?) Or he could be a magician or a spy - or how about a tennis pro? Maybe even take up fencing...

I just think that if they all worked they should have let him keep them until he was old enough to decide. (cute little freak init he?)

13 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Kid's future has boxing or sushi chef written all over it.

But he'll probably take up a career in carnival services, if ya know what I mean. Something on the side...of the show.

Anonymous said...

rotflmao. 3 armed ninja. who are you and why don't you write for SNL?

elizabeth said...

b.e.earl - lol first then *groan*

anonymous - Gee thanks. I'll send a resume shortly. lol.

The Watcher said...

Oooo, I want t'see fencin', but could he beat Magical Breeches McClung an' her flyin' pirate moves?

funchilde said...

i'm sorry, i can't even look at the photo. no way jose, i feel like i'm gonna puke just thinking about it!

Anna said...

Your going to hell.

I'll already will be there with drinks ready and waiting for you.

Our bartender in hell? Will have 3 arms - just to add punch. (Get it? Punch?)

Nevermind.

Cheezy said...

What a pity that the kid's going to lose the arm - he would have been huge on the WPT* circuit.

* World Professional Twister

Tobiwan said...

I was soooo not expecting to see that this morning.

The applications for an additional limb, an arm even, are immense and too numerous(or too perverted) to list.

Imagine having something really odd like two Tongues!

Elizabeth McClung said...

Cool - think of almost playing duets..by yourself - actually there was a three legged kid who played soccer pretty well until 12 or so when he extra leg atrophied and they eventually took it off. Kids don't know what is normal - so to this kid - 3 arms is good - actually, I want three arms, I could wear a baggy jacket and have an arm dedicated just to pickpocketing - I'd make a fortune!

B.E. Earl said...

An extra arm sure could be useful when perusing the online porn.

The uses of that extra limb are almost too numerous to count!

Slyde said...

nice earl.......

Liz, have you recieved the Lost DVD yet? ive never shipped anything to canada before, but it's been a week. i'd think you'd have it by now...

elizabeth said...

Capt - nope. No beating the magic breeches.

funchilde - gotta look at the photo - you gotta

anna - hell sounds fun

cheezy - good call

tobiwan - ew.

beth - very true - would make a great twist for an Oliver remake (get it...Oliver Twist? *groan*

Earl, I second slyde's comment

Slyde - no dvd but US to Canada can take a while - it'll get here. Not to worry.

Carrie in BC said...

I wish...