Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Mullet Mullet Mullet Mullet part two...

Just a quick note - today I saw an entire Mullet family. Mommy mullet, Daddy mullet, little girl (?) mullet and little boy mullet. Now - it's one thing to do that to yourself but - when you do it to your kids (HENCE FORWARD KNOWN AS A "CHULLET"....you know... child+ mullet = chullet) It is just sooooo very very wrong. And I'm not talking cute little baby mullets or not wanting to cut the baby curls - no - I'm takling full blown red neck chullets.
I know that using a floebee (http://www.flowbee.com/) to cut your hair might save money - but seriously you ought to consider shaving your head. (Or letting me. I would do it for free. In fact I would consider paying you to end the mullet madness)

Bonus mullet pics.... examples of some chullets. This is a clear form of abuse.

7 comments:

badgerdaddy said...

I saw a stunning mullet today. I nearly crashed my pushbike it was so stunning.

Shaved at the sides, complete with a zigzag shaving pattern, spiked on top, with blonde highlights, and long and crap at the back.

And he was maybe 12 years old. I didn't know whether to pull over and punch his mum or go and find something to castrate him with to end his ugly breed...

badgerdaddy said...

BTW, will be linking out to you. I like your blog. Thanks for popping over to mine.

elizabeth said...

"I didn't know whether to pull over and punch his mum or..." I hear ya on that one! I always end up giving a good sound stink eye to the parental units of said chullet carriers. Very unfair of them all in all.
Hope to see you again soon...

Elizabeth McClung said...

baby mullets are wrong - just wrong - as is that boy - not that I am a big fan of the "shave thier heads at the start of summer" plan which - in some communities, makes me feel like K-mart is the new Skinhead hangout.

Can we not import some gay stylists to whatever community you live in - it seems in desperate need.

Carrie said...

I don't know what's worse...
The mullet or the fact he's
eating a weiner.
Should mullet be spelled with a
capital ?

elizabeth said...

Absolutely not. (unless it's in the title... then it would be okay)

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