Just a quick note - today I saw an entire Mullet family. Mommy mullet, Daddy mullet, little girl (?) mullet and little boy mullet. Now - it's one thing to do that to yourself but - when you do it to your kids (HENCE FORWARD KNOWN AS A "CHULLET"....you know... child+ mullet = chullet) It is just sooooo very very wrong. And I'm not talking cute little baby mullets or not wanting to cut the baby curls - no -
I'm takling full blown red neck chullets. I know that using a floebee (
http://www.flowbee.com/) to cut your hair might save money - but seriously you ought to consider shaving your head. (Or letting me. I would do it for free. In fact I would consider paying you to end the mullet madness)
Bonus mullet pics....
examples of some chullets. This is a clear form of abuse.
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I saw a stunning mullet today. I nearly crashed my pushbike it was so stunning.
Shaved at the sides, complete with a zigzag shaving pattern, spiked on top, with blonde highlights, and long and crap at the back.
And he was maybe 12 years old. I didn't know whether to pull over and punch his mum or go and find something to castrate him with to end his ugly breed...
BTW, will be linking out to you. I like your blog. Thanks for popping over to mine.
"I didn't know whether to pull over and punch his mum or..." I hear ya on that one! I always end up giving a good sound stink eye to the parental units of said chullet carriers. Very unfair of them all in all.
Hope to see you again soon...
baby mullets are wrong - just wrong - as is that boy - not that I am a big fan of the "shave thier heads at the start of summer" plan which - in some communities, makes me feel like K-mart is the new Skinhead hangout.
Can we not import some gay stylists to whatever community you live in - it seems in desperate need.
Absolutely not. (unless it's in the title... then it would be okay)
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