"Once a Hobbit-like creature, his proximity to the Ring has transformed him into a grotesque creature."

Okay. I just laughed and laughed at myself. I didn't mean to post the above bit yet - it was part of a post I was working on earlier but thought I saved it as a draft. Evidently not. Nope - I posted it out there all by it's lonesome with no explanation whatsoever. I can imagine some of you who are sort of used to my blog stopping in and going "WTF?" am I supposed to say something intelligent here? Now she's all deep and artsy intellectual or something? I hate crap like that. Like Sundance Film festival movies - I have been sucked in again and again. I have now promised that if I rent another one and torture myself with the watching of it - I will make myself pay penance with some archaic form of punishment.... like.... eating Spam or listening to Tommy Page (sp?)albums.

Anyhoo. My original post was going to be something about how Golumn was like that ("Once a Hobbit-like creature, his proximity to the Ring has transformed him into a grotesque creature.") with the ring and I am like that with Cinnabons. Now it isn't as funny though so.... I'll have to come up with something else.