Thursday, May 18, 2006

My Funny Has Left Me

I was just sitting here thinking about what I might blog about and it hit me: My funny is gone. GONE I tell you. The brain is like a vacuum. Should I turn this site into porn, a bitchfest or should I just go steal someone else's funny and use it for my own??

I need your help loyal blogfriends. Give me some ideas here. This should be a symbiotic relationship. It's thus far been somewhat one-sided. I know, I know - you comment. But I need something more meaningful. Like...beer or nice little sandwiches with cucumbers in them.

For those of you who are new - don't be discouraged. All I have to do is make a trip out into the world and something funny will happen (won't it?) So please don't go away. Stay here and make me feel lovely.

13 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Some porn would be nice. Homemade, amateur stuff. You know, just to let us see another side of you. ;)

elizabeth said...

Oh okay. I'm the one in the middle. (see the next post)

Tobiwan said...

Don't be discouraged Liz. In my opinion, forcing 'the funny' is alot like trying to force great art or poetry.

When I feel like I don't have anything to talk about, I find something interesting to read for a while. Soon, as I see the words swimming around in my head, they start taking form and then suddenly, my writing drought goes away.

Reading/writing go together like Beer and Pizza.

Elizabeth McClung said...

Somedays are just hard to see the funny side of things - That why I stick with deadpan humour and hating humanity - you can never really go wrong with hating humanity. I can't think I have every woken up and gone "I really believe that every day gets better and better as my faith in the goodness in people grows"


If you are going to steal material - start with dead people - they don't sue as often.

The Watcher said...

But it's so much fun t'loot people when they're kickin' an'screamin'!

Just wait, Elizabeth, m'girl. Somethin' will happen soon that will have yer funny bone twitchin' like an old lady's cane. It has to. Th'Royalist are still in power...

elizabeth said...

Ay, Captain. I feel the cane a twitchin!

Anonymous said...

I duno - maybe I just have low expectations but.... I thought that post was funny...

elizabeth said...

Many thanks and many cheers to you.... oh anonymous blogger... who I can not follow... because of your anonymity.... I feel a soliloquy (sp?)coming on...or maybe I should just go to sleeeeep.

elizabeth said...

I DO NOT REMEMBER POSTING THAT COMMENT - AT ALL.

The Watcher said...

But it's so cute!

Carrie in BC said...

I have yet to read one of your posts and not laugh, you have always been funny to me. Love you

elizabeth said...

Love you people. Really love you. Like chocolate cake - love you. Delicious people I all friends.

elizabeth said...

call friends