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~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
14 comments:
wait, why would you have to choose between dried mango OR sex in America? run out and grab some to enjoy WITH sex! not that is saxy!
Better than sex? Honey child...nothing is better than sex. Especially with the right partner!
wink...wink...wink
funchilde - you are one wild and crazy gal
b.e. earl - You shameless flirt! (Why are you awake at 3:49 am? All that sex your practicing? wink wink wink)
Dahlink, maybe ye need t'come into me cabin an' we'll 'discuss' th'subjects that have been brought up in yer post...
I'll send A.J. out for some dried mango and chocolate, then it should be a triple whammy! ;)
Yee haw! Let me know how that goes.
My...pleasure, but note th' Cap'n said ye need t'come in me cabin--A.J. is just bein' sent for supplies.
Ye can slap me face later if ye need to. ;)
Still too busy on the hederosexual highway -well not busy per say...but - if I change my mind you will be the first to know (or AJ lol).
(heterosexual) me and my spelling
"it's better than sex." - like our glorious captain, I've always taken that as a cry for help. How about we add some mango flavored massage oil?
What would I take on a desert island? Angelina Jolie! (you can put Johnny Depp if you wish - though saw the new Pirates trailer where he says, "You should be in a dress or nothing at all. As it happens, I have a dress in my cabin") Why does that not surpise me?
No seriously - have you people even had this stuff?
Actually, Elizabeth, I really, really like dried mango. I like alot of dried fruits--no jokes about ancient gays, please ;)--but dried mango is my absolute favorite!
Har har har. But finally someone concedes my point. Well sort of. She might not think fruit is better than sex, bu then again she might actually be having sex. lol. (No, that wasn't a plea for help.) :-D
Arrgh, actually A.J. finally had our child, Shiloh (o'course she be a girl--that's what I ordered an' I am th' Cap'n), so no escapades in th'cabin today!
I must admit that I prefer d-sex over dried mango, but it runs a close second behind snugglin'...
I've been eating it for a while. I got it to give the kids as a snack. I was just muching down on it when I sat down to post and got thinking about how much I LOVE it - so I thought I'd share the sentiment.
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