Friday, May 26, 2006

Mmmmmmmmm

Dried mango. Food of the gods. Who knew something so wondrous as this existed. If I was trapped on a deserted island - this is what I want with me. Not joking - you must all drop what you are doing and get some of this stuff - it's better than sex.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

wait, why would you have to choose between dried mango OR sex in America? run out and grab some to enjoy WITH sex! not that is saxy!

Anonymous said...

Better than sex? Honey child...nothing is better than sex. Especially with the right partner!

wink...wink...wink

elizabeth said...

funchilde - you are one wild and crazy gal

b.e. earl - You shameless flirt! (Why are you awake at 3:49 am? All that sex your practicing? wink wink wink)

Anonymous said...

Dahlink, maybe ye need t'come into me cabin an' we'll 'discuss' th'subjects that have been brought up in yer post...

I'll send A.J. out for some dried mango and chocolate, then it should be a triple whammy! ;)

elizabeth said...

Yee haw! Let me know how that goes.

Anonymous said...

My...pleasure, but note th' Cap'n said ye need t'come in me cabin--A.J. is just bein' sent for supplies.

Ye can slap me face later if ye need to. ;)

elizabeth said...

Still too busy on the hederosexual highway -well not busy per say...but - if I change my mind you will be the first to know (or AJ lol).

elizabeth said...

(heterosexual) me and my spelling

Elizabeth McClung said...

"it's better than sex." - like our glorious captain, I've always taken that as a cry for help. How about we add some mango flavored massage oil?

What would I take on a desert island? Angelina Jolie! (you can put Johnny Depp if you wish - though saw the new Pirates trailer where he says, "You should be in a dress or nothing at all. As it happens, I have a dress in my cabin") Why does that not surpise me?

elizabeth said...

No seriously - have you people even had this stuff?

Anonymous said...

Actually, Elizabeth, I really, really like dried mango. I like alot of dried fruits--no jokes about ancient gays, please ;)--but dried mango is my absolute favorite!

elizabeth said...

Har har har. But finally someone concedes my point. Well sort of. She might not think fruit is better than sex, bu then again she might actually be having sex. lol. (No, that wasn't a plea for help.) :-D

Anonymous said...

Arrgh, actually A.J. finally had our child, Shiloh (o'course she be a girl--that's what I ordered an' I am th' Cap'n), so no escapades in th'cabin today!

I must admit that I prefer d-sex over dried mango, but it runs a close second behind snugglin'...

elizabeth said...

I've been eating it for a while. I got it to give the kids as a snack. I was just muching down on it when I sat down to post and got thinking about how much I LOVE it - so I thought I'd share the sentiment.